True and true
I met a new co-worker this week and you did not.
I have never laughed at anything Adam Sandler has said or done and you have.
True, but I met one last week. So just barely true.
and true. (well, not literally.)
I have my own office at work and you don’t.
I have never owned a pick-up truck, and you have.
False and false.
I have listened to Handel’s “Zadok the Priest” today, and you have not: Prom Palace - Zadok the Priest - Handel - YouTube
I have not been to Buckingham Palace in a decade, and you have.
False (I have now) and false, not since 2003.
I have sung in a complete performance of Handel’s “Messiah” and you have not.
I have never been in an accident when riding a bicycle, and you have.
True and true (skidded out on gravel when I was a teenager, and got pretty scratched up along one side).
I will be going to a picnic this weekend, and you will not.
I am not wearing shoes right now, and you are.
True and false.
I have been in the Royal Mews at Buckingham Palace and you have not.
I have never learned to play castanets (they’re not as easy as you may think) and you have.
False (as I recall) and false.
I remember a Monty Python reference to castanets, and you do not.
I do not own any castanets, and you do.
False (“make castanets out of your testicles”) and true.
I’m going to a Fundraiser picnic today and you are not.
I have never worn contact lenses and you have.
True (as it happens, I was at both a fundraiser and a picnic, but they were different events) and true (I’m wearing them now!).
I will be going out to a movie tonight, and you will not.
I have not seen Blade Runner this week, and you have.
True and false.
I have seen the ferris wheel that was in The Third Man, and you have not.
I have not been on a boat in the past ten years, and you have.
True and true (was on a boat yesterday)
I have been in a group photo of 20 or more people within the past month and you have not.
I have never used CBD oil and you have.
True and false.
I have climbed the towers of Notre Dame de Paris and you have not.
I have never eaten a jalapeño pepper and you have.
True, and probably true
I have seen the Go-Gos live, for free, and you have not.
I have never been in Europe, and you have.
True and false.
I have been all alone in an office building and you have not.
I have never read any part of a Harry Potter book and you have.
mmm
If not all alone, pretty close to it (other than very few security and custodial staff), yes, so false. And true.
I have three separate email accounts, and you do not.
I did not eat scrambled eggs today, and you did.
True and false.
I have just watched “My Fair Lady” and you have not.
I haven’t eaten oatmeal in the past year and you have.
True and true.
I have attended a wedding in the past month, and you have not.
I have not been a member of a wedding party in the past year, and you have.
True and false (I have never been a member of a wedding party)
I have recently intentionally reduced my daily coffee intake and you have not.
I have never heard my father say he loved me, and you have heard that from your father.
True and false.
I have auditioned for America’s Got Talent, and you haven’t.
I have not yet reached retirement age, and you have.
True and true
I’ve walked though a park today and you haven’t.
I’ve not had anything to eat yet today, and you have