I Have, I Have Never

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541

True and false.
I have laid on a floor today and you have not.

I have never pawned an item and you have.

542

True and false.

I have a washer full of wet clothes and you do not.

I haven’t shoveled snow in ten years and you have.

543

True and true.
I own a cherry pitter and you do not.

I have never sung in a choir and you have.

544

True and true (though my fellow choir mates probably wish I hadn’t)

I saw the original Broadway production of Pippin and you did not.

I have never seen a non-musical on Broadway, and you have

545

False and true.

I’ve seen a performance of The Mikado in Yiddish and you have not.

I have not read a Shakespeare play since high school, and you have.

546

True. Never heard of it (in any language)

and True (in college, but not since)

I have seen a Great Blue Heron today and you have not.

I have never had a dreg prescription for a chronic problem and you have.

547

True and yes.

I have seen the Milky Way from a “Dark Sky” place and you have not.

I have never gotten drunk on New Year’s Eve and you have.

548

True and False

I have babysat children not related to me on New Year’s Eve and you have not.

I have never used a riding lawn mower and you have.

549

True and false.
I have fed a baby from a bottle this week and you have not.

I have never played pickleball and you have.

550

True and false.

I have changed a baby’s diaper and you have not.

I have never worn an ankle bracelet and you have.

551

False and false (ankle weights but not a bracelet)

I play percussion in a samba band and you do not.

I have never experienced an earthquake and you have.

552

True and true (in NYC, of all places)

I have seen the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace, and you have not.

I have never been bitten by a wild animal (other than an insect), and you have.

553

True and false

I have on at least one occasion drunk hot sauce straight out of a bottle and you have not.

I have never been rear ended in an auto collision and you have.

554

True and false.

I am having a very large, old tree removed right now and you are not.

I have not drunk hot coffee (only iced coffee) in ten years, and you have.

555

True, although that’s probably in the not-too-distant future. And very true.

I am going camping this week and you are not.

I have not had hot tea in about twenty years, and you have.

556

True and (probably) true.
I have a vacation planned within the next two weeks and you do not.

I have never owned a pocket watch and you have.

557

True and true (I only wear it with my tux.)

I have visited the Musée d’Orsay in Paris, and you have not.

I haven’t eaten meat loaf in the past ten years and you have.

558

True and true.
I have had gout and you have not.

I have never made homemade yogurt and you have.

559

True and false.

I have kept a jar of bacon grease under the kitchen sink and you have not.

I have never purchased lard at the store and you have.

560

True and false.

My house had a coal chute and yours did not.

I’ve never eaten a Twinkie and you have.