I Have, I Have Never

True and true (bathed a cat once. And that was one too many times in my life)

I have grown asparagus and you have not.

I have never rode on a Greyhound bus and you have.

True and false.

I am married, and you are not.

I do not have an older brother, and you do.

True and true

I know someone who lived past 100 years, and you do not.

I’ve never earned an advanced college degree and you have

True and false.

I know a professional orchestral musician and you do not.

I have never seen someone perform nude in a play or musical, and you have.

False and false.

I have a GSD as a pet and you do not.

I have never dressed in a pirate costume and you have.

I suggest acronyms be defined. If you mean German Shepherd dog:

True and false.

I wore a costume last Halloween, and you did not.

I do not have two staplers within arm’s reach, and you do.

True (never do) and False (only one)

I have a loved one’s photo on my desk, and you do not.

I have never worked at a fast food restaurant and you have.

False and false.

I have a flag in my office, and you do not.

I cannot see mountains from my house, and you can.

False (rainbow flag) false.

I have my prescriptions and supplements within arm’s reach, and you do not.

I have not seen some of my close friends in over a year, and you have.

False (although I did just refill some meds electronically just before seeing this) and false.

I edited some photos this week and you did not.

I have never researched my family tree and you have.

False and true.

I have done some carpentry this week and you have not.

I haven’t mowed the lawn this week and you have.

True and false.

I have already been to the store before 7:30 this morning and you have not.

I have not used hand sanitizer this past week and you have.

True and false.

I prefer to wash my hands and not use sanitizer, and you do not.

I didn’t go to the bank yesterday, and you did.

False and true.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me, and that’s not the case with you.

I have never watched a Stuart Smalley skit on SNL and you have.

False, and probably false (I don’t recognize the name, so maybe I have)

I have lived in New York City and you have not.

I have never lived in California, and you have.

True and False (visited both, though)

I have won a prize at a costume contest, and you have not.

I have never gone a day without food, and you have.

True and false.

I have gone an entire day without sleep (never again!), and you have not.

I have never been to Tokyo, and you have.

False and true.

I have had a Chicago style pizza in Chicago and you have not.

I have never been stuck in an elevator and you have.

False and false.

I like sushi, and you do not.

I have not read The Great Gatsby in the past year, and you have.

False and false.

I have made soup with turkey wings and you have not.

I have never been to Yellowstone National Park and you have.