I Have, I Have Never

True and True.

I have been mistaken for Santa Claus by little children and you have not.

I have never had a menage a trois and you have.

True and true (and quatre…)

I have painted my room black and you have not.

I have never lived in a college dorm and you have.

True and true.

I have seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, and you have not.

I have not met Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio, and you have.

True and false.

I have watched Gone with the Wind in the last week, and you have not.

I haven’t been to the beach in the last week and you have.

True and False (backyard swimming pool, though).

I have a swimming pool in my backyard, (it’s small) and you have not.

I have never smoked a cigarette and you have.

True and true.

I still own a component cassette deck and you do not.

I have never made a crank phone call and you have.

False and true (when I was a dumb teenager).

My cellphone case is red, and yours is not.

I have only ever owned two cellphones, and you have owned more.

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True and false.

I own more than five musical instruments, and you do not.

I currently have items for sale on eBay, and you do not.

supposed to be one “I have” and one “I have not.”

Anyway, both false for me. I own no musical instruments and I have no items on eBay and never had.

I have ingested moonshine and you have not

I have never smoked (or chewed) tobacco and you have.

(Sorry about that.)

True and true.

I’m currently listening to Liszt’s Transcendental Etudes and you are not.

I have never hit a home run and you have.

True and true.

I have seen all of the MCU films, and you have not.

I don’t really have a favorite MCU character, and you do.

True and false.

I have had a loaded gun pointed at my head, and (hopefully) you have not.

I have never held a gun and you have.

True and true.

I have a sweet tooth, and you do not.

I have not read Moby-Dick, and you have.

False and false.
I have read The Satanic Verses and you have not.

I have not hugged anyone today and you have.

True and True

I have seen whales in the wild and you have not.

I have never been to Asia, and you have.

True and false.

I have read Atlas Shrugged (including Galt’s speech) more than once, and you haven’t.

I have not pet a dog in the past month, and you have.

True and true.
I ate a fresh tomato today and you did not.

I have never picked an orange from a tree and you have.

False and true.

I picked fresh peppers today and you did not.

I have never seen the Rocky Mountains(in person) and you have.

True and true.

I’ve been to both the North and South Rims of the Grand Canyon and you have not.

I have never bathed a cat and you have.