I Have, I Have Never

True and true (including around the Hawaiian islands, through Alaska’s Inside Passage, and on the Ohio, Cumberland, Missouri, Mississippi and Willamette rivers).

Tyler, buried in Richmond during the Civil War? Although I can’t say that *every *President’s coffin was draped in the U.S. flag (I don’t remember reading that Washington’s was in 1799, for instance).

I own a U.S. flag and you do not.

I do not own a French flag and you do.

Correct. After his presidency he sided with the confederacy and was pro-secession. He died in 1862.

From Wikipedia:

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False and true.

I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism and you cannot.

I have never seen a snake on my property and you have.

False (it might take me a few seconds, but I could do it) and false.

And thanks, MMM, but “he remains the only U.S. president ever laid to rest under a flag not of the United States” means something different from “[he was] the only president whose coffin was not draped in the U.S. flag.”

I have a Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems mug, and you do not.

I have not seen Buckaroo Banzai more than ten times, and you have.

True and false.

I’m a donor to my local public classical radio station (and have the mug to prove it), and you are not.

I have never seen Buckaroo Banzai even once, and you have.

Yeah, I suppose it does.

FWIW I found a re-enactment of Washington’s funeral and, in it, they show the coffin draped in a black shroud with some sort of crest-like emblem.

True and false.
I have a Wi-Fi garage door opener and you do not.

I do not own a bathrobe and you do.

True and false.

I have grown over 20 types of vegetables and you have not.

I do not own a pair of pajamas and you do.

True (just tomatoes, one time) and true (although I never wear them)

I have step children and you do not.

I don’t have any aunts, and you do.

True (no children of any type) and true (my mother’s two sisters-in-law)

I have great-great nieces and you do not

I have no step relatives and you do

True and true.

I have some first cousins 4x-removed and you don’t.

I don’t have any nieces and nephews and you do.

False and true.

I am an ELO fan, and you are not.

I have never been to Antartica, and you have.

True and false (damn!)

I am a Rachmaninoff fan and you are not.

I have never seen an elephant in the wild and you have.

True and false.

I have used a snow shovel in the last four months and you have not.

I have never played ‘spin the bottle’ and you have.

False and true.

I remember the name of my first girl/boyfriend, and you do not.

I have not kept in touch with my first girl/boyfriend, and you have.

False and false.

My lawn is getting mowed right now and yours is not.

I have not mowed my lawn in four years and you have.

True and true.

I have been inside a store today and you have not.

I have not been in heavy traffic today and you have.

True and false.

I have been to a political fundraiser in the past week, and you have not.

I did not watch more than five minutes of the most recent Democratic candidates debate, and you did.

True and true.

I own some petrified wood and you do not.

I have not been out of the house in the last 24 hours, and you have.

True and true.
I have a premium Spotify account and you do not.

I have never owned a vest and you have.

True and true.

I have been to Versailles and you have not.

I have never lived in a 2-bedroom apartment and you have.