I Have, I Have Never

True and false.

I’m having a chef salad for breakfast today and you aren’t.

I have never been to Iceland and you have.

How very true and false.
I have memorized the list of all the US Presidents sequentially and you have not.

I have never cooked an egg using a microwave oven and you have.

False - I had them down pat in first grade(VPs came later), and true - it was a “science” experiment.

I have raised chickens for my own eggs and meat and you have not.

I have never skied and you have.

True and true (if you count cross country skiing)

I have swum across an entire lake and you haven’t

I have never played soccer and you have.

True and false.

I have skied (badly) in the Alps and you have not.

I have never raised an animal for food and you have.

True and false.

I can do that too, *with *years in office!

I know the two “Years of Three Presidents,” and you do not.

I never met Richard M. Nixon, and you did.

(wow, I seem to have…struck a chord with the list of Presidents thing)

true and false.

I have brewed my own beer and you have not.

I have never eaten anchovies and you have.

True and true.

I have worn a lei and you have not.

I have never been to Memphis, Tennessee and you have.

True (perhaps, it’s possible I did long ago) and True (spent 3 months there once)

I have fired employees and you have not.

I have never had a manicure and you have.

False and false.

I have had an X-acto knife thrown at me and you haven’t.

I have never smoked a cigar and you have.

True and true.

I have both read the (Chernow) Hamilton book and seen the Hamilton stage musical and you have not.

I have never been suspended from school and you have.

True and false.

I saw Barbra Streisand in “Funny Girl” (the musical, not the movie) three times and you did not.

I have never attended a PTA meeting and you have.

True and true.

I have tasted a piece of dog kibble and you have not

I have never driven a convertible and you have.

True and true.

I have eaten Limburger cheese and you have not.

I have never given a bachelor party and you have.

True and false.
I have driven myself to the hospital as a patient and you have not.

I have never shaken hands with either of my immediate neighbors and you have.

True and true.

I have attempted to eat a medium-sized cheese pizza by myself and failed and you have not.

I have never ridden in a helicopter and you have.

True and true.

1841 (Van Buren, W.H. Harrison and Tyler) and 1881 (Hayes, Garfield and Arthur).

I have donated to a presidential candidate this year, and you have not.

I have never been parachuting, and you have.

True and false.

I participated in anti-Vietnam-War protests and you did not.

I have never called in to a radio station and you have.

True and true.

I can name the only president whose coffin was not draped in the U.S. flag (and why) and you cannot.

I have never sat in the front row in a movie theater and you have.

True and true.

I have hosted a Oktoberfest party at my house and you have not.

I have never been tempted to go on a cruise and you have.