I Have, I Have Never

True and false.

I have played Scrabble with Ayn Rand, but you have not.

I have never driven a motorcycle, but you have.

True and false.

I have been chased through a Unitarian church’s basement by a pack of Russian wolfhounds, and you have not.

I have never gone up in a hot air balloon, and you have.

true and false (it was a Baptist church by rattlesnakes)

I was kicked out of a skiing class because the instructor, who claimed he could teach anyone to ski, couldn’t teach me, and you have not.

I have not seen the Pacific Ocean and you have.

True and True

I have operated a jetski and you have not

I have never operated a snow mobile (snow machine for you Alaskans) and you have.

True and false.

I have taken the Chunnel train, but you have not.

I have never been in a mosque, but you have.

True and false.

I have lived for over a year in a house with neither electric service nor indoor plumbing, and you have not.

I have never missed voting in a federal election since I was old enough to vote, and you have.

False and false.

I have owned a yellow car, but you have not.

I have never lived in a college dorm, but you have.

False and false.

I have owned a green car, but you have not.

I have never watched “The Big Bang Theory” and you have.

True and true.

I have gone deer hunting, but you have not.

I have never caught a fish, and you have.

True and true.
I have been to Monticello but you have not.

I have never taken a dump outdoors but you have.

True and true.

I have broken a bone in foot but you have not.

I have never set foot in a state west of the Rocky Mountains but you have.

True and false.

I have lost my wallet while riding on public transportation and you have not.

I have not been in a taxi and you have.

True and true.

I learned how to drive on a stick shift, and you didn’t.
I have never snowboarded, and you have.

False and false.

I have been stranded in Europe when my wallet was stolen, and you haven’t.

I have never had a passenger in the back seat of my car, and you have.

True and true.

I have had a White Castle slider but you have not.

I have never been to Texas but you have.

False and true.

I have had home-made gefilte fish and you have not.

I have never been to Alaska but you have.

True and true.

I have used ground buffalo in a recipe within the last two weeks and you have not.

I have never cooked fish of any sort and you have.

True and true.

I have been to Dubai and you have not.

I have never been to Australia and you have.

True and false.

I have taught adult Sunday School and you have not.

I have not attended Catholic Mass and you have.

true and false

I have brewed mead and you have not.

I haven’t been to Ireland and you have.