I Have, I Have Never

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101

True and false.

I’ve drunk a glass of buttermilk and you have not.

I have not lived in a dorm and you have.

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102

True and true.

I have been attacked by a dog which feared my Halloween costume, and you have not.

I have never worn a superhero costume on Halloween, and you have.

103

True and true. (I was the Spectre.)

I have haunted a Haunted House attraction, and you have not.

I have not driven a car over 80 mph, and you have.

104

True and true.

I have spent far too much time in Hawai’i and you have not.

I have never visited South America, and you have.

105

True and false.

I have driven a motorcycle over 100 mph and you have not.

I have never been to San Francisco and you have.

106

True and true

I have eaten escargots (snails) and you have not.

I have never been a student in a US grade school or high school, and you have.

107

True and true.

I have studied at a community college and you have not.
I have never been to New York City, and you have.

108

False and VERY true.

I have hovered over molten lava in a helicopter, but you have not.

I have never been to Pisa, Italy, but you have.

109

true and false

I dressed up as a Klingon for Halloween, and you have not.

I have not seen the Grateful Dead in concert, and you have.

110

True and false.

I have installed a ceiling fan and you have not.
I have never been in a hot air balloon and you have.

111

True and false.

I have ridden in the open back of a pickup truck on a public highway and you have not.

I have never streamed a movie, and you have.

(if you had my internet connection speed, you probably wouldn’t have either)

112

True and false.

I have dressed as a clown (Clarabell) for Halloween and you have not.

I have never been to Disneyland and you have.

113

True and false (World, yes, Land, no)

I have been on a cruise departing from New York City and you have not.

I have never been to a chiropractor and you have.

114

False* and false.

I have lived on a commune and you have not.

I have never worked in a cubicle and you have.

*wait a minute. It was a long time ago. I’m pretty sure it departed from NYC, but I might be wrong.

115

False and true.

I have been white-water rafting and you have not.

I have never sold anything door-to-door and you have.

116

false and false (except for the one time I sold shampoo for high school band)

I interviewed for a job at a grape juice factory and you have not.

I have not been to Chicago and you have.

117

True and true

I’ve swum in the Atlantic Ocean and you have not.

I’ve never swum in the Pacific Ocean and you have.

118

False and true.

I’ve peed into a urinal made from a beer keg* and you have not.

I have not ridden a bicycle this year and you have.

*just today, in fact

119

True and false.

I have urinated into the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans in the same day, and you have not.

I have never been to Panama and you have.

120

true and false

(so I have to ask, how did you pee in both oceans on the same day if you weren’t at Panama?)

I lost a front tooth in a bicycle accident and you have not.

I haven’t had a root canal and you have.