I Have, I Have Never

True and false

I have gained more than 60 lbs since high school and you have not.

I have not been on a cruise and you have.

False and false.

I have DM’d Dungeons & Dragons adventures in four editions, and you have not.

I have never played poker, and you have.

True and true.

I have failed a math class in high school and you have not.

I have never broken an arm or leg and you have.

True and True

I have met John Travolta and you have not.

I have never shit in the woods, but you have/

I lived in Long Beach, NY at the time, peed in the Atlantic in the morning, flew to S.F. and peed in the Pacific.

True and false.

I have driven the Road to Hana on Maui and you have not.

I have never seen an annular solar eclipse and you have.

True and true

I have acquired proficiency in walking on stilts and you have not.

I have not ever driven a car with a ‘three on the tree’ and you have.

True and False.

I have had eight wisdom teeth extracted, and you have not.

I have never read a James Bond book or seen a James Bond movie, and you have.

True (just four) and True (a few of the movies)

I have driven an all-electric car and you have not.

I have never changed a car’s oil, and you have.

True and true.

I have had severe asthma and you have not.

I have not had my appendix removed and you have.

Probably false (depending what qualifies as ‘severe’) and false.

I have driven in a Presidential motorcade and you have not.

I have never gotten a speeding ticket during the last 20 years and you have

True and true.

I have ridden a mule to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, and back, and you have not.

I have never played a collegiate sport and you have.

True and false (although I did letter in swimming in high school).

I have kissed Michelle Obama, and you have not.

I have never played rugby, and you have.

True and false.

I have gone to a job interview with my pet dog and you have not. (dog was not invited nor relevant)

I have never owned two dogs at a time and you have.

True and false.

I have seen the Ferris wheel in Vienna featured in The Third Man, and you have not.

I have never had a sister, and you have.

True and false.

I have both rear-ended someone and been rear-ended myself (talking about cars here)

I have never been to Mt. Rushmore NOR the Alamo and you have.

False (not talking about cars here) and false.

I have been in a submarine and you have not.

I have never met any British royalty and you have.

True and false

I have saved a thousand dollars in cash and you have not.

I have never been in danger of drowning and you have.

False and false.

I have photographed Delicate Arch from directly underneath, lying on my back, and you have not.

I have never had a car insurance claim since 1981, and you have.

True and false.

I have two older sisters, and you have not.

I have no younger brothers, and you have.

True and True

I have worked in a cereal factory and you have not.

I have never been to Alaska and you have.