d’oh!
Szechwan hot topic
Mouth burns, innards growl like beast
Makes red eye blink twice
Thought I would point out
Fortune cookies ain’t Chinese!
They’re from Chicago.
Work is so boring
During lunch I check the boards
Funny threads give hope
Heartburn churns acid.
My stomach roils over 'gain.
Staples in my lunch.
I eat with big spoon
many cookies in milk. Great
future is now mine.
no paper cookie?
what the fuck is wrong with them?
start eating sushi!
Looking for fortune
in sushi tried. All I got
Was runny bowels.
Barely stand undies
This morning looked like Polar
Now more like Panda
You are not the first
To point out our grave mistake
Please see post 18
Sushi is yummy;
I prefer it cooked well done.
Raw fish is shark food.
Please read it again
For you see, in China, there are
No fortune cookies.
I refer, of course,
To Susie’s reply, which I
Thought I had quoted.
Ah, my mistake sir
Accept my apologies
I posted in haste
In Shirley’s crapper
Is “Good News” for mod urn man
Take that as gospel
'Tis a good Friday
When one is no longer cross.
Rock of ages passed.
“You can have your cake,
and eat it too,” read fortune.
(Now that Lent’s over)
Better than the haiku error messages that have been showing up on my computer lately:
Windows 2000 crashed.
I am the BSOD.
No one hears your screams.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occured.
The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao
until you load fresh toner.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that…
Buffets? Seriously?
Less experienced cooks and
Reheated remains.
Unlike standard takeout.
Better chefs and fresher food.
Worth the extra cost.
D’oh!
How about “Unlike most takeout” for the first line instead.