I have no future.

YAY For Me. Woo! Woo!
It Made Threadspotting Today!
Attention Whoring!

Szechwan can spot threads
Pattern is predictable
Expect a starburst

Last time had Chinese
My nephews ate my fortune
No more sweets for them!

The Fortune Cookie’s
Not very sweet, but does have
A taste of Lemmon.

We often eat at
Vietnamese restaurant
After club meetings.

And we get fortune
Cookies there. It’s North Amer-
Ican culture now.

We read our fortunes
In French and Esperanto.
Once I got two.

:slight_smile:

Chefguy’s “Chinese” food
Was American, really
Like most food in the States

His haiku is, too.
The haiku form is here now
We adopted it.

What’s American
In this place of immigrants
Is hard to decide.

Szechwan for my lunch
was really quite good, but now
I burning your dog

Just had three Dim Sims
Always makes me laugh because
Dim Sim not a word

(Might be an Aussie-only joke. Not sure if other countries corrupt the word as well)

Dim Sim = Not smart member of Sims. :smiley:
You Virtual Cannibal!

Dim Sum, not Dim Sim
Keapon’s slang not adding up
Sorry for bad pun

I am really bad
at writing haikus.
Syllables confound me.

“This insert has a
protective coating” now I’m
scared of condoms.

My first post to boards
Should really be more austere
But Haiku is fun

But just to show you
I’ve been reading for some time
Read my next Haiku

Point Three Hi Opal!
1920’s Style Death Ray
Then Penis Ensues

I cannot see this screen
tears stream down cheeks as I read
laughter rolls from my heart

Welcome to the boards
SCCajun , good post but,
goat porn must be earned.

This thread made the grade?
Unaware am I of this.
Fucking server crashed.

If you want surprise
Hidden within your meal
Try Wendy’s chili

:smack:
Dinner, not meal