At first, when I let the dogs out this morning and I heard the noise in the woods that got them barking, I thought it was a cat. No biggie. But now I know it was Rue - I have seen indisputable evidence. I got to the office and went to zap my oatmeal as I do every morning.
There I saw it. My heart stopped. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up. I could swear I heard a minor chord.
Two slices of toast. Cold. Sitting in the toaster. No one around.
What else could it be?
I’m on to you, Rue. Clever how you got past the gate guards. But your hunger betrayed you. So maybe you are not so clever, eh? You got to get up pretty early in the morning to put one over on me. And you can’t be sloppy. Leaving toast about is sloppy. tsk tsk tsk
So, let’s hear your explanation… I’m waiting…