edit: (this thread is not about poop)
Perfectly conformed to my butt, glittery red, I can spin in them for hours or bounce on the spring (oh yeah, they go up and down).
I love my stools.
Do you eat a lot of fiber?
Oh, wait. I checked the link.
I completely misunderstood your post.
Now if your user name had only been Influential Pigeon…
Are stools name after stools, since they are often in such close proximity? Is “close proximity” redundant?
Very pretty.
Yanno… this whole post (ignoring the link) could be about either type of stool. But if the wrong sort is glittery red, you probably should see a doctor 
Did you take them for a test spin first? You know, get a stool sample?
It must be really cool to have a glittery red butt.
Didn’t we just do a thread about spanking?
It is now.
My dad and step-mom just redid their kitchen, adding a bar area that begs for stools to sit at it. Conversations were had over Christmas about the very stools you own (yep, we wanted to come to Panda-land and steal your stools), but it was pointed out that they would clash horribly with the new kitchen. Moral of the story: when I saw your thread title, I immediately thought, “The red stools from Target are the best stools ever!” I’m glad we agree on stool-bestness.
Was there ever any doubt it would be?
I have 2 of those stools! Mine are black, though. I guess I should go to a doctor!
In all seriousness - wait for a clearance sale. We paid $60 for the first, and $40 for the second one. The first was a sale and the second was clearanced.
They look awesome – I need one of those for my loom. The bench hurts my butt.
whos got a link to the stools that are not only but shaped but have a spot for your balls as well?
I’m glad to know they are at least comfortable. I saw the black ones and thought they looked like something out of a futuristic dysutopian novel.
**
schnuckiputzi**, if your loom bench hurts your butt, you do have a potential stool issue. But I think the stool currently being discussed is taller than you’d be comfortable with.
It’s always nice when your stools conform perfectly to your butt.
My daughter gets those if you don’t change her diaper often enough.
By the pool
In the school by the fires of yule
It’s the rule, there’s a stool, there’s a stool
Stools are where
Once upon a time you’d find a chair
A chair’s for fools, everybody wants stools…