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EvilBitch was the name of a teddy bear getting mailed around the world to different dopers, like the UnderBear world tour. What ever happened to them, by the way?
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Personally (FWIW), I like cazzle’s suggestion.
How 'bout,
Lemonance Grease (the oily citric acid stain behind the curtain)
Elviscerator
Regis de Philby (so lame, it’s got to be good)
Velveeta Underground
Black Elk’s Silence
And if you didn’t like any of the above, you might need
Gastric Lavage
Aw, I liked the name. Gosh, they’re strict. I guess they’ll be coming for me next.
Name---- Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Now, wait just a minnit!
My votes:
Frostbite Moon
Jesus Lumberjack
Circle Gets the Square
Apricot Dog
How about: Revenge of the Cheese!
Sorry, Drewbert, but I had to add that in. It was either that or “King Of The Shrews”, and that just sounds child-bookish.
Other suggestions…
-Cinco de Mayonnaise
-Pampered Pampers
-Ods Bodkins
-Lickity Clit
-Major Sanders
-Soiled Underpants
-Geronimo, Me!
-Dildobert
-Son of Hamfast
-Vomitorium
-Gaze in the Military
-R&G Are Dead
-Steal This Screen Name!
-Bible Humper
-Russ Limburger
-Tweedle-Die
-Redundant Repetition
-ISD>E-D
-Mmm… Leprosy…
-Pinky Narf!
-Abort, Retry, Fail
-Mostly Dead
-ROUS
-Q-Bert The Colossal
-Cletus the Slacked-Jawed Yokel (first person to pick this as their user name will get fifty SPOOFE points)
If I ever need a new screen name for anything, I’m going straight to SPOOFE.
Noodles Kronkenstein
Valley of the Noodles
Noodles on My Mind
Beyond SPOOFEariffic
Noodles, Noodles & Thumb
Ingrown Earlobe
Ingrown Noodles
My Cousin Noodles
Noodles Nevermore
I Like Noodles
Noodles and Pins
Noodles and Pens
Pens and Swords
Pus and Swords
Oozing Swords
Oozing Noodles
Yuk Yuk Yuk
Singular of Noodles?
Noodle?
Free Association
Fenris, who’s in the mood for Ramen
Uglybtch, why don’t you change it to “KissMyarse”?
I just want to say that people whose screennames reflect low self-esteem (or appear to) really bum me out. As Medea’s Child already said so well, it’s the fact that you have defined yourself by your self-loathing.
SDMB: “Quick, come up with 18 characters that gives us some small insight into who you are.”
You: “Big Dumb Loser”
(awkward pause)
SDMB: “OK… Um, I have to go over here now.”
It’s not that I’d shun you or anything. But it colors how I read your posts.
But, if you have to, I recommend being interesting about it:
Discarded Underwear
Scabby Monkey
Smells Like Ham
Sweaty
Bad Toupee
I Love Carnies
Something that combines low self-esteem with a certain je ne sais quoi.
God all these great names. I’m stunned. Thank you all for the careful thought, time and sheer creative effort you’ve put into finding a suitable replacement for uglybtch. My 3 favorites by far are: son of hamfest, snotrocket and undulating tramp
I can’t choose among them, so I am tempted to go with: undulating snot (vivid) or bride of undulating snotfest. I think, though, i’m just gonna go with undulant beech if tuba lets me - or maybe just undulant hag. irritable harpy is also a possibility.
As for the mental hygiene fascists - hang on to your confidence colors - I tried to come up with a few screennames for you:
massivewinner
noflatushere
cute’n’radicalfeminist
iwannatalk2humorlessnitwits_just_like_u**
If you want names like “undulant hag” and “irritable harpy”, why don’t you roll them all together and choose the screen name “Britney Spears”?
I like Beautiful Freak. Or Banshee.
I’m still rooting for Undulating Tramp.
Say it with me. Undulating tramp. Mmm… Now slow * Unnnndulaaatinnnng Trrrammp* a few times fast…
You get the picture. Its crude, but crude with class and grace. (you ever try to undulate? that takes skilz.) In your face with skills.
And it starts with a u.
(I’ll shut up annny second now…)
[sup]I know I’m going to regret this[/sup]
That’s it, baby, faster …
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s it.
yeah ok whatever…
how about
BobItChick
or Slob/Itch
Wh-OreO-C00Kies
NotHisLuther
Bee/eye.tee-see H
DabItChicken
Ugly-BOB’sITcHick
UglyButITCHanges In Bright light
Ugly BitCheckers
Ugly BitChicks
Personally i like “Sexay-beeatch”
Would that be allowed?
~Kittie
How about: The weakest link
Actually, now that I think of it, I’ll give you fifty SPOOFE points to pick the screen name “Anus Ground Zero”.