I have to change my screenname - suggestions?

In My Humble Opinion
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Sixty if you pick Undulating Tramp.

Hah! Outbid yer ass, I did!

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SPOOFE: What does one get with SPOOFE points?

C’mon. We’re not choosing AOL user names here. Therefore, I vote for Undulating Tramp.

Robin

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There is a haute dining establishment on The Simpsons known as Ugli, if you want a new name similar to the old one.

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uglybtch isn’t ok? After the long careers of PurpleCrackWhore and Myndephuquer on this MB, I’m a bit surprised. I’m not sure it’s the “btch” itself. Maybe it’s the “ugly”–or the combination of the two.

Of what has gone before, I’ll second these suggestions:
Cognitive Dissidents
Malodorous Wench
Bugly Itch
Anti-Helen
Discarded Underwear
QueenOfTheHarpies
Britney’s Left Nipple
Snuh!
Lickity-Doo-Dah
**Velveeta Underground **
Cinco de Mayonnaise
Elviscerator
Ugli

These are also reasonable:
Spermicidal Lollipop
Steal This Screen Name!
Mmm… Leprosy…
Scabby Monkey
Smells Like Ham
Sweaty
Banshee
Undulating Tramp
Black Elk’s Silence

My own suggestions include the simply oddball:
Ultrapessimist (seems to fit you)
Schnee! (German for snow, actually. I was screaming this while tramping through foot-deep stuff one day)
I want candy

or variations on a theme:
oogie (sort of a variation of “ugly”)
oogydog (an acceptable form of your name?)
Angry Bitch (Will it work if we take out “ugly”?)
B.I.T.C.H.
Ugly Monkey (or if we take out “bitch”?)

or various ugly bitches:
SLAG (it’s a contraction ;))
Grendel’s mama (from Beowulf, not Matt Wagner)
Auntie Griselda (from a Monkees song)
Auntie Mayhem (actually, I think this was a character in Not Brand Ecch, but that’s not really why you should use it)

And two I think are really cool:
Fear of an Ugly Planet
Kicked in the Face by the Gods

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Well then phuque it, I’m going with uglybeech.

yeah, think so. i think if it were something like beautifulbtch or ironbtch, etc it’d have passed. we’ll never know tho.

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Cool.
What’s really funny is, I logged in today, and on the IMHO menu, it said the last post to this thread was by “uglybtch”–then I opened it and found “uglybeech” in the thread itself. How weird.

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Homely Bitch?