<Walks over to kitten’s computer>
<Adds straightdope.com to her IE blocked site list>
<Gets back to the business of killing this beast>
I said I only borrowed them!
You got your dang kids back, didn’t ya?
Baaah, you’re always stirring something up. 
Yeah, I had a few jokes swimming around my head about the whole “pedophiles like kids!”/“goat-felchers like kids!” thing…but I wasn’t about to go there. 
Well next time do!
My reputation was at stake for a whole 12 hours! 
And I’m supposed to defend the reputation of one who would dump rabid squirrels down my pants? :dubious: 
Yes, AND feel honored, while you’re at it!
You think I’d dump my favorite rabid squirrels down just anybody’s pants?
Greeting
Lame joke
Snarky remark
Vaguely insulting closer
~Tom
Hmmm…
Hal AND harmless are online right now… I predict 15 new posts in the next half hour.
Ha! You’d be waaaay off!
I leave work in 15 minutes, so I’ll be putting in no more than three or four new posts.
Yeah. I have to go home soon!
Like real soon!
Well, let’s test this out (with a little cross-threading from here):
Hal Briston’s pants + harmless’ favorite rabid squirrels: 16%
“Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Hal Briston’s pants and harmless’ favorite rabid squirrels, but the chance is very small.”
Hmmm…sorry, doesn’t look like much of a match.
However:
Hal Briston’s pants +rabid squirrels in general: 62%
In other words, “I’m sorry, it’s not me. It’s you.”
See, Lando? I’m leaving work now, and I’ve only made three posts including this one.
Now, when I get home in an hour…
I’ll be waiting!
Blast you, Hal Briston! I was going to post that link!
Instead:
**Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Rufus Xavier and Hal Briston has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc. **
89%! Woo Hoo!
Hal Briston and winning this game:
56 %
Lando Griffin and winning this game:
55%
D’oh!
I’m back!
I’m leaving! :eek:
You better be careful, Hal. I really can put rabid squirrels down your pants
In some cultures, I think that be considered to be a wifely duty.