0.09?
0.09?
You’re effing kidding me!
I tell you the moderators are out to get me, messing with my mind, man!
They are out there!
You just can’t see them, man, hiding and stuff.
They come in the night and put misspellings into your threads and mess with your post counts, man.
don’t let them get me
: puts on the foil beenie :
Hey Mods! There she is! Right there! The post above this one! Don’t let her get away!
Err…I mean…no prob, harmless – I’d never sell ya out. 
Bastardo.
[dumps a bag of rabid squirrels down Hal’s pants]
I didn’t read all the previous posts, I’m just posting something marginally related to the OP in hopes that I didn’t miss much.
Doesn’t that usually do it?
Nope, sorry, denied.
[mom]You go back and read every single post, TWICE, before you post again! Then I want a 2 page essay, single spaced, on “What this thread means to me” and then we’ll talk about it.[/mom]
I’m just stopping by to remark on the fact the statement which I am about to proceed and deliver contains little or no information that could be considered useful, or used as such.
I have nothing else to add at this point.
Crap guys, I’m way behind. Only 1.12 posts per day??? 
Hey, did you know that it’s illegal to do that for the purposes of gambling in Springfield?
In some parts of Florida, it’s illegal to intoxicate a fish for the purpose of having sex with it.
They call it 'Troy McClure’s Law" 
Oh yeah…I hope that was posted in the same thread that you sent me to.
Mr. President? 
What? Not a common every day phrase?
It is in this household…maybe it’s just because of my husband. :dubious:
I’m gonna go run to the pizza place and grab a sub for my wife. If anyone wants anything, let me know in the next 30 seconds, 'k?
I’ll take a stromboli.
Oooo, sorry. Just got back. Maybe next time.
Apparently I made the last post to the “warm buttered boobies” thread. I can’t believe anything would kill a topic like that. Clearly I have superpowers or I’m red posting kryptonite or something.
…
That remains to be all.
Sorry nocturnal, but you’ll just have to do better than that.
I hereby decree that whomever posts beneath me shall henceforth be known as a goat-felching pedophile.
I only borrowed them.
AHA! harmless is a goat-felching pedophile, everybody!
Ok, Hal, you get a run for your money on this one - I’m not letting you kill this thread 