You are all weirdos 
Hey! That’s stubborn wierdos to you!
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I think you get the idea.
That you’re an ellipsis addict? Yup. Coming through loud and clear.
No. I’m. n.o.t…
Ah, remember the good old days of this thread, back on page 1? When Harmless almost killed it on the second day, only to have the thread come back to life on the third day? Man oh man, did we ever laugh!! And remember back on April 19th when it almost bit the big one? Wow, I thought it was gone for sure then! But, as sure as Zombie Jesus is going to rise, it came back to life four days later.
Yea, those were the days …
Yeah, I miss those days too. Good times, man, good times.
Say, here’s an idea! How about we not post to this thread for, say, six months. Then we can bring it back again!
See what happens when you don’t Dope from home? :dubious:
Speaking of Baby Thread, this a new month…does it still count if we kill it?
Can we push this into June?
Think of the possibilities! :eek:
We could get into the Guinness Book of World records for “Going the Longest with No Life”!
Considering I’m supposed to be undead, it’s almost guaranteed! 
I dunno man, this is like the Seinfeld of threads. And look how long it took for THAT to go away.
Oh, and Hal?
Nice try.
Since I missed out yesterday, I have a love calculator result:
my foot + your ass = 95 %
Ppppfffffftttttthhhhh!!
Brilliant one, harmless. 
It’s funny cause it’s true.
Ok, I’m home from work now! Hope everyone is having a good day!
Welcome back!
You didn’t miss a thing.
Hey, the gang’s all here!
For the next 22 minutes, anyways. 
Say, can you cover the 7-10 shift?
I’d hate for the thread to die while I’m away.
No, sorry, I already got the 11-7 shift. Then there’s the hour commute home, then gotta watch American Idol, then I have to laugh my ass off at part two of 10.5 (DVR’d it last night). Hmmm…lesse, that should bring us to about 10:30-10:45 or so. I can keep an eye on the thread after that if you like.
Don’t worry, we won’t let that happen
Hal, it’s great to see that you work sooo hard, you can spend your time on here
No complaining about a hard day for you anymore!