Yeah, kitty can talk, kitty lives the life of luxury. :dubious:
When in the hell do you ever hear me complain about having a hard day??
But, since I’m not allowed to complain about my day, does that mean you can’t complain about yours?
Yeah, didn’t think so. 
Daaaaamn, harmless! That pic contains:
[ul]
[li]A cat that looks exactly like one of our cats[/li][li]A cat that is sitting exactly like another one of our cats[/li][li]Our old remote[/li][li]kitten’s brand of beer[/li][/ul]
<cue creepy feeling> 
If I don’t complain about my day, what else will I have to talk about?
And, Harmless, please don’t do things like that while I am drinking a beverage…having soda come out my nose is not one of my most favorite things
Ok, leaving work now…bye everyone!
Drive safely!! 
Hmmm… Hal should be back soon
Sweet! I’m in here alone for awhile!
removes pants
Ah, the joy of freeballing. :eek:
Not so fast my friend, tether those balls once more. :eek:
Ahhh!
pulls pants up past nipples, runs
Grandpa?
Grandson?
Whoa. Freeballing AND gender-reassigner. What a career! 
Should I be afraid to be here? :dubious:
I think the real question is: Can I join in on the freeballing?
[Old Man]Geh, I’m sorry, my eyesight ain’t what it used to be. Please don’t be insulted. No, no, don’t cry. Here, have some of my prescription medication. Two Vicoden will cheer you up![/Old Man]
At least you didn’t offer me Viagra
But it’s okay, it’s a common (virtual) occurence.
Oooo! Vicoden! Thanks, Mr. Griffin! You’re just swell!
Go ahead Hal, take as many as you want. I bought 'em cheap from Canada.
Ooooohk Mizzer Grivvin thax fer te pilllllls oooo I feeeelin kinda fuzzy inna hed now…