I haven't killed a thread all month

KITTY!

: squeezes **kittenlm ** until she looks like this :eek: :

Hey! That’s ***MY ** * job! :stuck_out_tongue:

Move over, lover boy, that’s my kitty!

Here you go, shnoogems! Have some tasty-wasty kitty treats!
Does her want her tum-tums rub?
Yes her does! :smiley:

I’ll not argue this one with you, simply because I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that **Kitten ** is mine, all mine. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, it’s time for a…
Major Announcement of Earth-Shattering Proportions!

I’m not posting in this thread anymore.

I mean it.

I’ll still be posting elsewhere, and I’ll keep an eye on this thread, but you’ll not be hearing from me in here any longer.

Until Monday.

:smiley:

Just call it a personal test of will, if you like. I’ll be out of the thread-killing business for the next 60 hours. Have fun, all! Talk all the trash about me you like, keeping in mind, of course, that you’ll be paying for it on Monday. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, I’ve tried that before.
You’ll never make it.
:wally

Awww…I feel so loved right now. No offense Hal, but Harmless can rub my tum-tum if she wants :smiley:

Look out loosers!!
I just dropped cable television and I`ve got all manner of spare time on my hands. :smiley:

Woo Hoo!
And Hal can’t say anything about it! :stuck_out_tongue:

until monday

tick!
Where you be?
I just noticed your sig line and wanna give you huggles! :smiley:

For posterity it reads:
Random thunkie of the week: Zombies are not harmless, whatever their names may indicate

I feel special! :stuck_out_tongue:

Jeez, gone for two days and just LOOK at what this thread has devolved to!

Tsk, tsk, tsk…

The same thing happens to me everyday while I’m at work. I miss soo much :stuck_out_tongue:

And I just typed this response to get this thread back on the first page

Yeah! Me too!

absolutely NOTHING to do with killing the thread!

oh, and one more thing…

Lakers that kicked patootey!

That is all. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

It suddenly occurred to me that some people may have more posts in this thread than all their other posts in all the other threads put together.

My name is Shib, and I’m a Threadaholic.

Thanks for sharing.

Hey, if it’s off the first page, that means I win! The rest of you are a bunch of DAMN DIRTY CHEATERS!!

:smiley:

Hear ye, hear ye!
By official proclamation from her Majesty, the Queen of all Threads!
From now on, only people who like mustard can post to this thread!
That disqualifies Hal Briston, at least.

Yay! That was my first thought when I saw the first part of your post :smiley:

Oh, and Hal’s cheating (he’s not supposed to post until Monday) but he had a message for you…he said you can “shove it” :stuck_out_tongue:

MMM… Mustard…the food of the gods…only someone with absolutely no business posting to this thread could have any objection to this, the yellowest of all condiments…

Reposted in Dijon color…

I have returned, reenergized and ready to get down to the business of some serious threadkillin’!

To thee, I say: Pppfffftttthhh! :stuck_out_tongue:

Pardon, your highness, but I think you’ll find that your crown hold little to no sway in these here parts. Unless some of the other threadkillers want to play a game of “French Revolution”. :smiley: