huggles back
I went to see some friends. I will not inform you of all the details, but I did end up on the floor with two hot girls, you know, just ordinary stuff. 
Anyways, glad I made ya feel special.
Me: 
Woo Hoo!
I lurvvvvvves mustard!
Had bbq chicken covered with spicy brown mustard for dinner.
Right now have 7 different kinds in the fridge!
And now, some famous love quotes in which the word ‘love’ is replaced by the more appropriate word, ‘mustard’:
‘Mustard is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.’ - Lisa Hoffman
‘Came but for friendship, and took away mustard.’ - Thomas Moore
‘Mustard, mustard, mustard, that is the soul of genius.’ - Mozart
‘Mustard is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.’ - Aristotle
‘The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is mustard.’ - Pearl Bailey
‘Mustard is not altogether a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewith.’ - Thomas Carlyle
You forgot a very important one:
‘Mustard Stinks’ - The J. Geils Band
We gots yellow, spicy, spicy brown, chinese, curry, honey, honey mustard bbq, some kind that came from one of those mom-n-pop groceries, and just plain hot.
Nummy!
In a Perfect World
In which we replace key words with the word ‘mustard’ in some of these all-time pop/rock classics and the world rejoices:
The Beatles - Strawberry Mustard Forever
The Beatles - Mustard Lane
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Mustard
Queen - Bohemian Mustard
Bob Dylan - Like a Mustard Stone
R. E. M. - Mustard my Religion
Abba - Mustard Queen
Oasis - Mustardwall
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Mustard
Elvis Presley - Mustard Hotel
Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Mustard Mine
Procol Harum - A Mustard Shade of Pale
The Ronnettes - Be My Mustard
Bob Marley - No Mustard No Cry
James Brown - Mustard’s Got a Brand New Bag
Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Mustard
Rolling Stones - Brown Mustard
Sinead O’Connor - Mustard Compares 2 U
: slathers the thread with mustard flavored brain jelly and eats it :
That oughta do it!
Nope. Still here. But you sure left the place looking clean. Why you could eat off of it…oh wait, you already did. :rolleyes:
Oops! So sorry, nocturnal_tick!
I got some mustard on your brain! How clumsy of me.
Just lean in so I can take care of that for you!
Well, we can make that one my theme song.
You want to know the best thing? Having a sandwich with mustard on it, then trying to get Hal to kiss you - I chase him around the house all the time…but he won’t give in until I brush my teeth
Kinda like after I eat a peanut butter cup.
No mustard no cry
No mustard no cry
No mustard no cry
No mustard no cry
Cause I remember when we used to sit
In a government yard in Trenchtown
Slicing government cheese and
making the turkey sandwiches we’s eat
Good mustard we have, Oh, good mustard we have lost
Along the way
In this great future,
You can’t forget your mustard
So dry your tears, I seh
No mustard no cry
No mustard no cry
Little darling, don’t forget pickle spears,
No mustard no cry
Almost time to go home!
let me take you down; 'cause I’m going to
strawberry mustard
I’ll eat all the custard
and then I’ll get a bellyache
strawberry mustard forever
just because I’m about to go home
Strawberry mustard?
EEEWWWWWW!!! ;j
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