Page 13!
page 13 is definitely an unlucky page number. definitely. i don’t think we should post on this page. we’ll just be asking for trouble.
So knock it off, already. 
Actually, it’s the 13th poster on the 13th page that’s unlucky.
Who’s it gonna be?
I love this movie!
Jimmy Rabbitte: What do you play?
Failed Drug Buyer: I used to play football in school.
Jimmy Rabbitte: I mean what instrument.
Failed Drug Buyer: I don’t.
Jimmy Rabbitte: Then what are you doing here?
Failed Drug Buyer: Well, the line was so long I thought you were selling drugs.
You should all go watch it now, don’t worry I’ll take care of the thread while you’re gone.
And that movie would be…?
The Commitments!
Ah.
: yawn…stretch… :
Oh! Good morning, everyone!
Morning harmless, though I wouldn’t say it was a good one.
I had to spend all day buying a new brain thanks to you.
Hey, guys! guess what! I started reading some of the other threads on this message board! Did you know there are entire threads that are actually about people’s opinions on current events? And that some interesting ideas are exchanged in a civilized manner? Take this excerpt from a recent thread (which I can’t post a link to, because, well, you’ll see):
This is great stuff! Well, talk to you all later!
warning: the above is a spoof. No actual SDMB discussion was used in the quote.
No, tick!
Eat brains! Not *buy * brains!
Young zombies! What’s a ghoul to do? :rolleyes:
Whew! Thank goodness!
I thought all hell was breaking loose.
I almost stocked up on tarp and duct tape!
You know what, harmless. I think this whole zombie has been a ploy, because that brain I bought today was jelly. I figured that out soon enough, mmmmmmm jelly.
Hey I’ve got the 13th post on the 13th page. And nothing even happ-
I’m alright people. The pipe that burst and flooded my house also happened to put out the fire that started when I was struck by lightning. Oh look, a black kitty.
Come here, kitty… :eek:
Hey I just realised that harmless has a higher post count than me even though I started earlier. Well I’ll have to fix that soon.
Vic Romano: So, Kenny, what are our teams tonight?
Kenny Blankenship: Tonight we have Threadkillers versus Those Guys Who’ll Drone On And One About Anything. Hey, Vic, what’s the difference between these two?
VR: I … I don’t know.
KB: Ha ha! You don’t know!
VR: (Hits Kenny with Paper Thingy). Stop mocking me!
Ponder Stibbons lives in his own little world, but it’s ok, they know him there. (my favorite t-shirt!)
This thread simply amazes me.
You only started a month before me.
Can I help that I have so many interesting things to say?
Whatchyagonnado, huh, HUH?
Have you read the whole thread? Because it’s more than simply amazing, it’s clearly astounding. Also, it’s easily extraordinary. It’s honestly impressive, modestly striking, naturally marvelous, quietly miraculous, sincerely spectacular and straightforwardly stupefying.
It’s kinda cool, too.
Well, we’ve all worked hard to make it so! 