You know, Hal Briston and kittenlm both stopped posting suddenly yesterday afternoon. It’s not like them. I hope it’s nothing serious. Since I don’t know yet if anything is wrong, and I can’t be accused of insensitivity, I am going to speculate that this is what happened:
kittenlm: (thinking) you know, I should eat a big ol’ spoonful of mustard and then kiss Hal Briston right on the mouth!
meanwhile…
Hal Briston: (thinking) you know, I should eat a big ol ’ spoonful of peanut butter and then kiss kittenlm right on the mouth!
I wonder if we can change the thread title to “The Thread That Cannot Die.” Damned zombie thread. Oops! Sorry, that’s un-PC. I meant, Damned living impaired thread!
Nothings wrong…my sister graduated from college today. So, last night we drove up to East Bumblefuck, NJ…got a hotel room…stayed the night…got up ridiculously early this morning…and watched her graduate…then drove allll the way home :rolleyes:
Did she graduate from the East Bumblefuck Technical Institute? or East Bumblefuck Community College? On an unrelated note, did you and Hal Briston kiss each other with mustard and peanut butter breath and cause a chemical explosion, or was that just my imagination?
So sorry to hear, Hal.
Naughty kitty!
You play nice, nice with Hal!
But guess what!
I’ve come up with a MASTER PLAN. :dubious: <–(sneakiest looking smiley we have : shrug : )
That’s right.
A MASTER PLAN
This thread has grown to ungoogly porportions and now it needs a purpose.
I say we now drag this thread all through the SDMB!
You heard correct!
We are going to hit The Pitt!
We are going to take Debate!
We will have General Questions!
You get the idea!
We will snowball this thing until the hamsters scream for mercy, or more money, whichever comes first!
Ok, very good. That works nicely (don’t want to overdo it, though).
Secret coded message for IHKATAM-ers:
So, which area is slated for takeover next?
Gather at Checkpoint Charlie, two clicks north of SD HQ at 2300 hours, Friday…
And, by “takeover”, I mean that in the most innocuous manner, of course.
…then await futher instructions on your official *IHKATAM * secure radios.
After all, this is nothing more than meaningless banter. Nothing going on in secret here, nope nope nope…
The message boards *will * be ours! Viva Revolution!!
How likely is it that anyone who has not read this thread will bother to take the time to read this 13+ page thread that is about absolutely nothing? I mean, wouldn’t it be like finally deciding to watch Seinfeld after it’s been on for 7 seasons already?
And what’s wrong with that? :dubious:
The one on Fox yesterday was funny! With the “I can’t spare a square”!
Some of us didn’t catch it the first time around.
But see, what I forgot to mention in the MASTER PLAN was that the purpose was to literally drag the thread all through the message board. Make the thread so geared to one discussion group that it would have to be moved by a moderator.
But, yeah, that probably won’t happen.
A zombie can dream, can’t she?
LANDO! Get your chaffy, good-for-naught, meritless, negligible, no-account, no-count, no-good, nugatory, otiose, paltry, pointless, rubbishy, sorry, superfluous, tinsel, trashy, trifling, trumpery, valueless, wasted booty in here and be properly Pitted!
When I thought this was blank, I was going to say that I assumed this was to be filed under ‘Great Debates’, but I see now that this is something far more diabolical. And fun, too.
