I pit you right back for something!
Hold on, I’ll be right back after I find out what it is.
Actually, what we need is a “nervously trying to look innocent” smiley.
Maybe some sort of mutation that combines these: :rolleyes: :eek: 
:smack: :o
[Dr.Frankenstein]
It’s alive…ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[/Dr.F]
:o <----still looks like Porno Smiley to me.
And it was Stan, nocturnal_tick, not Bob.
Get your corpses right!
I pit you for being a git! You youngun, you!
I’s getting old.
Who wants a race for page 14?
Ready…
Set…GO!
HAHAHAHAHA. While you were reading this I already said go. HAHAHAHAHA
What ever!
No way you can win!
Dammit, do you know how hard it is to keep track of friends. See now Bob feels left out. Here you go harmless. I even covered him in strawberry sauce. 
And upon Preview, I seem to have a good lead! 
Ooohhh, scrawberries!
: lick, lick, gnaw, CHOMP! :
Strawberry Bob goodness!
If you don’t try to read between the lines, you will not see what I am not trying to prevent you from not seeing…or something
And now the race is really on!
I win?
not it
NOOOOOOOO! It’s mine. Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.
[gollum]
My prrrrrrecious.
[/gollum]
Yes!
Shake, shake, shake…shake, shake, shake!
: shakes her booty, shakes her booty :
Eat my cyber dust!
Don’t make me pit you again.
Hey I got an idea,
[voices in head] MASS ORGY! MASS ORGY! [/voices]
Shut up voices.
Well, In My Humble Opinion, long races to be the first post on a new page are a waste – cheating, even. Don’t start the multi-post influx until you’re three posts away, sez me.
Hey, everybody! What’s you favorite line from the classic romantic comedy Roxanne, starring Steve Martin? I think mine is ‘Earn more sessions by sleeving’. How about you?
…or is this topic better suited for Cafe Society?
Hey, I’m catching up with you, Hal!
Thread Killer/Page Starter extrodinaire, harmless!
Well, we could have a discussion on what distance from the end of a page is apporpriate to start multi-posting, with an eye towards being the first poster on the next page. In this Great Debate, my answer would have to be “no more than three”. I’d be happy to debate any other views on this topic. Ya losers.
I’ve seen that movie about 5 times and can’t think of a single line expect something about “You know what they say about guys with big noses…”. 
Cue the music. I’ll roll out the shag carpet.
Get it? shag carpet!