Though 3 worked for me (I am extrodinaire after all), I think you should start off at five. That time anyone trying to snipe your position at the top of the new page will help to boost you along your way. I wouldn’t have one if **Rufus ** hadn’t posted when he did (thanks, btw 
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Basically gives you a little cushion. Type your post and keep hitting preview until you’re in the number one spot. That’s the only way to win! ;j
Ya wanker!
Yes, but that kind of post-padding makes the entire thread look bad. I realize part of the point of this thread is to be pointless, but it’s sort of an organized pointlessness. Five posts of one sentence, just so you can lead the next page, is far too much. And I think you mean you “wouldn’t have won”, Brainiac.
[voices in head] Hell Yeah! WOO WOO WOO! [/voices]
Keep it down… Yeah, Baby! 
Anyways…
[GQ] Where can I buy lube?
[GD] Bush vs. Lube
[IMHO] Is lube any good?
[MPSIMS] I got lube!
[BBQ PIT] F**k lube!
This thread:
Where can I buy lube becuase I hate Bush and I want your opinion because I got this lube and it’s f**king awful?
Where do you put that question?
Not certain, but “Where should I post the question ‘Where can I buy lube becuase I hate Bush and I want your opinion because I got this lube and it’s f**king awful?’” should go in ATMB. Nothing clever or insulting in this secret line.
No, you misunderstand.
If it’s a declared race, as it was in this instance, you state your intention in the 5th post from the end. Then you type your next post, keep hitting preview until the other posters have pushed it to the edge, and then you hit submit!
And I say a lot of things I don’t mean, Dorkus! : )
At least it was spelled correctly!
Boy, is that a loaded question!
Hey get back on that shag carpet!
Now, where was I?
It figures that harmless would post #666.
Anyway, it occurred to me that this thread has taken on such a life of it’s own, that it probably qualifies as a Forum all on its own. And as such, we should post some Forum Rules. We should probably form a Forum Development Task Force to select a Forum Steering Committe to draft some basic rules, but in the meantime, here are my proposed rules for this Forum:
- no posting of anything that qualifies under another Forum on the SDMB.
- Each post must have at least 1 complete sentence in it.
- No poster may post more than twice in succession, unless it is with the purpose of correcting a previous post.
- No one may post a reply to any post by Rufus Xavier.
- No post may have any measurable reason for existence.
I guess that does it…
Ummmm…nah, I’ll pass. What are you going to do? Ban me?
Forget that, Rufus! I ain’t playing by those rules. In fact, I think it’s time for another one of my *IHKATAM * sabbaticals. Yeah, I think I’m about done with this thread. No more posting in here for me… for at least 10 minutes. 
Yes! I *am * evil!
The one I really wanted was #420, but Hal’s punk-ass took my spot.
As for your rules, does “Eat me” qualify as a complete sentence?
And Damn You, Hal! I’m now checking every post for subliminal content! : p
: blink, blink : Ummmmm what’s the celery for, tick?
:eek: N’mind!
“Punk-ass”?!? Why you…that’s it…this is now officially The Pit!
And why is it that you wanted #420 anyway? Hmmmm? You doper you! Hey…wait… :dubious:
Unless, of course, you wanted it for its “42” connotation. In that case, I understand fully.
Anyway, I’d be happy to arrange a 420/666 trade if you like…
BTW, are you also checking in other threads for potential subliminals? <evil snicker>
[demonic voice] I want them all!
Ummm…what were we talking about? [/dv]
Biscuits. Hot, buttery biscuits.
Whatchyagonnodo, huh?
Would you believe I had to ask my boss if “punk-ass” should be hyphenated? :-p
You talk a lot of trash for a whooped man!
And what the heck is the “42” connotation?
**Kitten ** let you out of the closet?
:wally
That’s fine
I guess we can handle that.
I don’t really like that one…but I guess we can possibly make it work.
Or how about we change that one to Rufus Xavier cannot post??
We already have that one covered
OH LAWDY! Don’t say that, Sir Mixalot!
I forgot to bring my lunch and have another 20 minutes before I can go get some!
Can zombies starve? If they have to eat brains, I guess that’s a possibility. :dubious:
KITTY!
: chases the kittenlm until she catches and huggles and squeezes and lurvles all over her! :
Hey, guys, these rules are just proposals. so back offI couldn’t enforce them if I tried. and you wouldnt like it if i didAnd neither could anyone else (except a mod). and why would they want toI appreciate the feedback though. except for yours(you know who you are)
‘42’ is the answer to life the universe and everything.
I admit i’m puzzled by the ‘420’, though.
Geez…keep giving me all this grief and I’m gonna start wondering if you’re actually a sock of kitten’s.
And whaddaya mean “what the heck is the “42” connotation”??? I mean “the connotation with the number 42”! Ya know, the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything! Sheesh…next thing ya know, I’ll have to explain your own handle to you…
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Oh, HOW could I forget? I only went through the entire book, highlighting the best parts and indexing them in the back. :rolleyes:
**Rufus **, you pass the dutchie on the left-hand side and I’ll 'splain it to you! :-)-~~~