I just had a pint of B&Js Shephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream

[Kozmik]

@Boyo Jim

Yes, this is America.

It’s the Americone Dream!

And if you ever need to enjoy it for years to come, this is how to do it.

[Malacandra]

@GingerOfTheNorth

Wait - you ate a whole pint at once?

No, just a spoonful at a time.

[Little_Nemo]

Fact: Here in VT, everyone gets free Ben and Jerry’s You can’t walk down the street without someone trying to give you some Cherry Garcia, or Chunky Monkey. Actually, more often than not, we have to throw it down the storm drains because we’re just sick of it. We’d ship it to you guys, but you know…we don’t want to.

It’s just this kind of attitude that’s caused Vermont’s native Chunky Monkey population to be hunted to the brink of extinction.

[Cisco]

@GingerOfTheNorth

Wait - you ate a whole pint at once?

That’s exactly what I was thinking :eek:. The average pint of Ben & Jerry’s is something around 220% of your daily allowance of saturated fat. I hope your health insurance is paid up.