I’m at work, talking to a co-worker. My supervisor wants to know if I’ve seen Bill, from Tier Support. As I turn around, pointing in the direction Bill went, I popped a pregnant coworker dead in the face, knocking her down.
I am such a doofus, I feel SO frickin stupid! At least she’s ok (aside form the slightly bloody nose) and she isn’t mad at me.
I can’t help wonder though, what Wally would do in a sitaution like this.
Do what you would do anyway.
“Oh my god I am so sorry!! Are you all right? I feel like such a moron, I didn’t see you. Oh, gosh. Can I get you something?” Keep this up with a completely horrified expression on your face until she begs you to shut up.
He would post the story in MPSIMS. Comgrats BratMan, you are becoming just like Wally. Now you’ll never get anywhere with Amy. That would be too icky.
He would have knocked her down again trying to help her up and then torn her shirtsleeve by standing on it while trying to help her up for the second time. She would have had to call plant security to get him away from her long enough to get upright with whatever shreds of dignity remained to her. Meanwhile Wally would be explaining to the security guard about his fear of gerbils.
Bratman, I’ve done something like that too. I’ve poked some geezer on the cheek (the ones on his face, ya pervs) once in a restaurant. My friends were going to the washroom, and I was just pointing to the area where I’d be sitting. That’s when I poked the guy.
I blushed and blushed and blushed. Damn that was embarrassing. My friends just about died laughing and were practically rolling on the floor. The guy was surprised and then laughed. Of course he had to comment on my blushing. :o
Trying so hard not to break out laughing at work. You’re gonna get me fired, man! It’s bad enough I’m assaulting pregnant coworkers, I don’t need to get caught slacking off on my work as well.
Well… ok, I’m not Wally, but I would make a habit out of accidentally hitting people. That way they’d leave you alone 
I keep the light off in my office and turn the radio up loud enough so that anybody who tries to talk to me really just can’t… you’d think they’d get the hint and leave me alone. Oh well… on with plan B. Stop showering.
Uh yeah. So back to the topic. Hit her again
-dook
LOL! I just may try that! I like having my personal space, and this would ensure no one gets closer than arm’s reach.
How lonely. I can see why you have so much self pleasure experience
Hey BratMan! I got a cripple, a blind guy and a mongoloid here just waiting to be decked!
How do you deal with girl scouts? Sleeper holds?
Nika - How lonely. I can see why you have so much self pleasure experience.
Low blow. Now you’re getting personal. 
ChiefScott - I got a cripple, a blind guy and a mongoloid here just waiting to be decked!
How do you deal with girl scouts? Sleeper holds?
Bring 'em on! Maybe I can make a new career out of it! You think people would pay to see me beat up on society’s meek, disabled, elderly, and pregnant citizens?
As for the girl scouts, please! I kick the shit out of two or three every year just to get some free cookies.
Fifteen years of an all-volunteer Armed Services, and this is what we’ve come to.
– Ukulele “Draft Beer, Not Me” Ike
Yeah, Uncle Sam won’t let the poofs in, so they send recruiters that get the short bus riders.
Shirley, I’m assuming you didn’t realize that I volunteered and served in the Air Force for 4 years. I am far from a short bus rider. (Of course, from what this thread is about, I don’t have much in the way of proof that I never rode the short bus)
ROFL! Oh gawd, it hurts to hold it in!!
I once knocked a general onhis butt, coming out of the commissary door too fast!
I helped him, apologised profusely, and saw my career going down the tubes as his Colonel lackey shot me looks that would kill!
ROTFLMAO
You guys are going to get me fired!!!
Once while helping a friend move, I was in his living room talking about something and gesticulating wildly… just as his mother-in-law walked in. Backhanded her right in the mouth. :o I felt about three inches tall.
Pebs
ROFLMAO!! My sides are hurting, and my puppy is looking at me strangely…
BratMan, you are so unlucky today! What are you planning on doing next? Tripping the guy with the new bottle of drinking water for the office?
Oh, dear. So, VB, did you get in trouble with that General? 
Pebs, congrats! I have often wanted to do that to my MIL. Ummmmm…wait…I didn’t mean it, honest, honey! :: insert best innocent looking smilie::
We never called it “the Short Bus.”
It was always “The 'tart cart.”
It’s about time I got some help in the klutz department. It’s hard carrying the load alone.
In for a penny, in for a pound. I would have helped her to a chair, and just as she was sitting down, I would have pulled the chair out from under her. And as she was trying to get away from me, I would have cross checked her into the wall.
This would probably get you a 5 minute penalty, which you could burn by going out for a smoke.