I could not get onto the computer before bed and I was wracked with pangs of withdrawal the entire night!
– I craved just a peek, just a quick lil’ view.
Twas not to be last evening and so sad it was, too!
I laid in my bed, clutching tight to my head (hey now, I’m a GIRL! Pervs…)
and wondered what I was to do! –
Ok, that was pretty lame… I’m tired, so SUE me! Go cover your hole or something! Sheesh!
You think that’s bad!
How 'bout dreaming of posting to these damn boards in between bouts of wild sex with Jill Hennessey and Meg Ryan?
Shame, shame! I’m sorry… I don’t find either lady sexually appealing (I am a girl though). Gimme a Heath Ledger or a Gary Oldman and then you’ll have NAUGHTY!!
So no one knows where my movie quote is from?? Damn! I would have thought someone out there knew. This crowd seems like the type who would know.
I…
am…
very…
disappointed in you ALL! ARRR! Ye’ll all be walkin’ tha plank, ye land lubbers!!
Okay, so you don’t have the same taste in women that I have, and I, likewise, don’t have the same taste in men that you have. Fair enough. 
But the movie quote is driving me nuts! GRRR!! The Player is my standard answer to movie quotes anyway, but I’ll swear I think that line really is in there.
Eventually you will have enough self-control that you can go have wild sex and then post about it, in as much detail as is allowed.
Well, many people would hope, anyway. 
That line may appear in your standard film but it’s not the film I’m quoting from. TRUST ME!
Would you like a clue?
(waits for the begging)
Yeah, I’m addicted to this place to sigh tho I don’t have near as many posts as you do heh. And ppl post so bloody often it’s like you have to stay here all day/night just to read them all. And for me that’s just page one…God forbid I scroll through pages two and three. crikey… I don’t even remember where I heard about this place from.
It’s like magic? Honestly, I don’t recall how I found this strange, vast place…
(glances about the “room” all awed and overwhelmed)
Whoa.
You misspelled “Jeri”. 
Um, Young Frankenstein?
We are the Borg
You will be assimilated
Resistance is futile
Is it a Jim Carrey movie?
I’m sorry—I can’t help it! I have to correct this… : giggles :
It’s "keelhauled, " not keyhauled! “To haul under the keel of a ship, by ropes attached to the yardarms on each side. It was formerly practiced as a punishment in the Dutch and English navies.”
Now you can go about being a proper pirate! Arrrr!
I’m sorry—I can’t help it! I have to correct this… : giggles :
It’s "keelhauled, " not keyhauled! “To haul under the keel of a ship, by ropes attached to the yardarms on each side. It was formerly practiced as a punishment in the Dutch and English navies.”
Now you can go about being a proper pirate! Arrrr!
Gaudere’s law bites again…
begging?
BEGGING?!
Why, I’ve never been so insulted! How dare you even suggest that I would BEG for a clue!! Remember, I’m no flinger of poo … (yeah yeah, I know, WAAAAAY out of context)
Well … okay … maybe a small clue. But don’t tell anyone. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez …
OMG people…
Dare I give in and let you, the reader, off the hook so easily??
I will and let the “ultimate shame” warp you all into squirming, depraved cowards!
Anyone ever hear of a little comedy troup by the name of Monty Python?
SHEESH!
I mean, come on… classic British comedy at it’s bloody finest! “The Holy Grail”… the Sir Robin scene. Bah, ye scurvy, land lubbin’ dogs!
Keel… KEELhauled, aye, got it. I meant that but my typing leaves something to be desired when this lil’ lass is very tired!
Don’t you feel silly now? Now that I had to clue you in?