:eek:
I…
am…
addicted to this accursed BOARD!!!
(not really accursed, it just feels like there is an addictive chemical targeting my brain whenever I come to visit and post. Do YOU feel this way, too?)
What have you all done to me??
It was my mad skillz in the Matrix musical thread wasn’t it?
Join us! Joiiiiiiiiiin ussssssssss!
Yar.
Are we being pirates? Arr! And yes, you frightened me so badly with your Matrix musical idea that I cannot leave without having serious withdrawals, damn you! I, now, check back here everyday. I’m… I’m so weak, oh, so weak!
I cycle through the boards at least once every waking hour of my life. That doesn’t seem excessive to me. Nope, not at all. 
I can quit anytime I want to. It’s easy to quit, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Hello. My name is AngelicGemma, and I’m addicted to SDMB.
I…
am…
NOT…
able to stop reading this board!!! 
I find that I do this two or three times, especially in the morning when everyone has posted, I have to go back and read all the stuff people were posting while I was reading the first time.
I can give up any time I like, just like I could in November 1999.
Another addictee…I think they put something in the water here…
I actually asked my boss to block the IP from my workstation. (He forgot and went on vacation.)
I’m not as addicted as i once was. my posts per day shot right down after the first couple months…
“Lies! All lies!”
What’s this line from?
You’ll win a special…
thing?
Let’s see… 2 1/2 months, 1200+ posts…
My name is if6was9 and I’m a Dope-aholic.
The Player
I think …
What “special thing” did I win?
I’m only about half as good at quitting as Ringo
You’ll slow down, once you realize that you’ll never catch handy. 
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There was a Matrix musical thread? And I missed it? Someone send me a link, please!
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By Grapthar’s hammer, you shall have a link!
nononononononononononononono! Wrong! Try again or ye’ll be keyhauled!