Oh. My. Just from the title I knew it had to be awesome. And its a musical. (But really there were only 2 songs in the movie).
Not great filming or cinematography. The dialogue was clearly taped after the video, since it didn’t match visually, but even then, it was amazing. Indescribable, but I’ll try.
First, they were all lesbian vampires, and the characters included Mary Magnum, Santo the Mexican Wrestler and the Good Transvestite (Good Samaritan). Jesus knew kung-fu and how to utilize everyday items for optimal vampire slaying.
I’m pretty sure some Canadian students or something filmed it. You can’t beat lines like (opening line) “Where have all our lesbians gone?” and “If I’m not back in five minutes, call the Pope.”
I have, and it’s, um, strange. “The best movie in the entire world”? Well, I wouldn’t go that far. :dubious: But it’s fun, and has a nice goofy premise, and the actors are engaging. I’d like to see it redone with a bigger budget.
I really do like stupid humor, and the idea of this movie was great, but most of the jokes and such fell flat for me. Maybe I was just in the wrong mood, or maybe I have to see it with a bunch of people (I thought Zoolander and the Office sucked until I saw them with the right people), but I just didn’t enjoy it.
I heard about this, and picked it up from Netflix a year or so back.
Definitely a “so bad it’s cool” kind of movie. Cheesy dialog, plot, cinematography, and just enough surreal humor to keep you watching.
My favorite part was the scene transition they used a few times. A quick zoom in / zoom out of crucifix with someone saying “Jeeeeeeesus!”, along the lines of the spinning bat symbol in the Batman TV series.
My friend was looking for a movie on Amazon. One of his favorite bands (The Red Elvises?) had done the soundtrack. Amazon likes to lump items together. If you buy this AND this, we’ll give you a discount, right? JC:VH was being pushed with this other movie. It looked so bizarre, he HAD to check it out.
Got it from Netflix and was absolutely bored stiff. I don’t usually demand high production values, or world class acting…but well, I can’t find a single thing that I liked about the movie. The sound was horrible, the picture quality was terrible, the acting was phoned in, etc… Bored me to tears, and I tured it off about 45 minutes in.
