** Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter**
Oh. My. Just from the title I knew it had to be awesome. And its a musical. (But really there were only 2 songs in the movie).
Not great filming or cinematography. The dialogue was clearly taped after the video, since it didn’t match visually, but even then, it was amazing. Indescribable, but I’ll try.
First, they were all lesbian vampires, and the characters included Mary Magnum, Santo the Mexican Wrestler and the Good Transvestite (Good Samaritan). Jesus knew kung-fu and how to utilize everyday items for optimal vampire slaying.
I’m pretty sure some Canadian students or something filmed it. You can’t beat lines like (opening line) “Where have all our lesbians gone?” and “If I’m not back in five minutes, call the Pope.”
Has anyone else seen this?!