Has anyone else seen this movie: Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter?
This is one of those “its so bad it’s good” B movies. The filmmakers clearly must have had fun making it. IMDB says in its trivia it was filmed on weekends over two years, and that none of the cast (except one) are pursuing an acting career.
I am really torn about whether to recommend you watch it. It was painful to endure, but I would not want to not have seen it. (huh?)
Tell you what. If this snippet of dialog turns your crank - rush out (not a transcript, best recollection):
[scene: Jesus is alone in a diner. He’s not doing too well in his vampire hunting. He’s just finished eating]
Waiter: [picking up the dishes] I’ll get your dessert.
Jesus: But I didn’t order dessert.
[Waiter gets big bowl of ice cream covered in cherries, places it before Jesus]
Ice Cream: [speaking through a slit in a scoop] Jesus!
Jesus: Is that you, bowl of cherries?
Ice Cream: Do bowls of cherries talk?
Jesus: Dunno, I’ve seen some pretty strange things in my life.
Ice Cream: I’m God.
Jesus: Oh, hi dad.