…by saying that I love you all and there’s not a
damn thing you can do about it.
Peace,
TN*hippie
Oh, now what kind of asshole comes on a board and says something like that. You LOSER! You absolute scum-sucking worm-eating goat-_______ing turd! You amazing piece of shit! How dare you say you love us? Well, I’ve got one thing to say to you, jerk-off. Love you, too. So there. Now what are you gonna do about it, dick-weed?
(Hey, not bad for my first time name-calling in the pit, huh? :D)
Love? What is word love mean? Freak no understand.
I guess this means we can’t be friends, then.
Actually, it was gerbil-squicking crappy.
If I may:
Uncreative use of the word “asshole,” and no flame in the Pit should ever use the word “loser” under any circumstances.
Ooo, blank spaces are gonna cost ya. Nobody here has any problem with you saying “goat-fucking,” but, alas, you seem unaware that the correct term on the SDMB is “goat-felching.”
This has a nice ring to it, but your form and follow-through didn’t give this the oomph we were looking for.
A sad denoument to an otherwise ill-attempted and sub-par flame. I’d give it a 2.7, and that’s only because I’m a nice guy.
Oh, and TN? We love you, too. 
Esprix
TN, you suck.
Of course, I mean that in a good way.
Persephone, I think the question is not so much does he suck, but does he swallow/does he snowball?
And TN, you can go suck a landmine for all I care.
love you too, you-rhymeless-as-of-late Hippie, you.
(Where’s your peotry these days? I’m missing it.)
Felch.
Geez, Esprix, I know I don’t hold a candle to the rest of the crowd with the name-calling, but I’m just proud of myself for doing it at all. It totally goes against the grain. And yes, I know the correct term to follow goat, but I couldn’t type it without retching. So, I’ll just have to be sub-par, inadequate, second-rate, or whatever the hell else you called me. I’m just too nice to do it right. I hope, however, that TNhippie appreciated the effort I made to go against personality in the attempt. Thank you for the critique. I’ll leave it to you to do a better job of being mean, 'cause TNhippie is obviously asking for it…
TN*hippie–I hope everyone else has made your day with this thread and that you’ve the laugh you obviously need.
you didn’t take SqrlCub’s test here
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32137
(One of these days I’ll learn how to do that right! So I guess anyone can flame me for it now…)
So, What’s your score?
later, Tom
Fa no love Pa!
Aww! I love you too! Now go back over to MPSIMS and spew your happy, hippy drivel over there! 
I’ll roast a marshmallow with ya anytime, TN*Hipp.
Squickifications.
L
You…you…what makes you think that you can come in here and tell us that you fucking LOVE us? You crazy dirty old hippie!
Okay, fine, so I love you, too, dag nabbit! Happy now? :^P
sorry i dont know any of ya well enough to know if i love you
but i do know i love myself. i mean really, really love myself. a lot.