Steve Buscemi. Something about that man is irresistible, and I still don’t know what it is. The characters he plays are deplorable, but I hear things like he’s an ex-firefighter and he showed up after 9/11 and volunteered anonymously to help clean things up. C’mon. That’s just awesome and a one-way ticket to sexytown.
Chris O’Dowd from The IT Crowd. He plays a tall, gangly, Irish geek on the show. I really hope he’s a geek IRL. Then we could be friends. :3
Weirdly, my three earliest crushes when I was a wee girl were Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator), Bruce Campbell, and Michael Biehn. Those are still the top three today. I was a special child.
I’m reading all these posts in the last few minutes of my lunchbreak, and finally put 2’n’2 together. “Paula” NBC, Chicago. :smack: She was a year behind me in college in the broadcasting department. Wow! Sports anchor in Chicago, good for her! And dang, she hasn’t aged for anything. In fact, looks slightly better(not much, she was always gorgeous.)
I’ve had terrible celebrity crushes on Anne Hathaway and Sandra Bullock for too long now. Get Smart was the best movie of the summer. As for reality, I’ve changed where I park so I can walk past the cute brown-haired girl on the other side of the building. I’ve gotten a few “Hi’s” and a name, but not much else.
Thirteen (Olivia Wilde but I prefer the fictional character), and Cameron (Summer Glau, but seriously wouldn’t you want her reprogramed terminator as the ultimate sex-machine/blow-up-doll in your closet?).
ETA: Had to change it to “reprogramed”. Don’t need the killing to get in the way right?
Last year at an office holiday party, I saw one of the most delicious women I’ve ever seen in my life. As we work in opposite ends of the building, she’s not someone I come into contact with often. I introduced myself, and we had a nice little conversation. We ended up sitting together for dinner. We were then joined by a woman that I charitably refer to as “a real piece of work.” The interloper kept pestering me with “She’s so lovely, and single. Why don’t you ask her out?” She pestered me so much that she dominated the conversation. The lovely woman left, and I was stuck in conversation with the moron.
Lovely stayed on my mind for a few days, and then I forgot about her. A few times over the year a bumped into her and said hi, the result of which was her invading my thoughts once again. And again, I forgot all about her.
Just a few hours ago, she came up to me and said hi at another holiday party.
Still amazingly, incredibly, impossibly beautiful. Me ------> my bunk.
It ain’t Dominique for me. Yeah, she’s a good-looking babe, but Jennifer, the traffic reporter on the morning news is hawt!!. This picture does not do her justice. She has a serious figure, Playboy quality.
I’m such a Dirty Old Man ™. I’m old enough to be her daddy. Heh, heh, heh.
Terrance Zdunich (the Graverobber in Repo! The Genetic Opera). Youtube “Zydrate Anatomy” or “Needle Trough a Bug” sometime, both of which are on heavy rotation on my ipod. I think one of my lj friends said it best, that Zdunich in real life looks like the nerdy guy who sits at the bar and stares at his feet, while Zdunich as the Graverobber is basically the ideal sexy badboy who would be bad for you, but oh so much fun.
Marco Hietala from Nightwish. While everyone else is all over Tarja/Annette, I’m busy staring at his hella long hair and swooning over his voice.
Said it before and I’ll say it again: Kari Byron from Mythbusters. Ahhh-ooo-gah!
I thought I read once that she was engaged, but see no mention of it anywhere. Perhaps she’s looking for a new [del]internet stalker[/del] errrr… person of interest.
The twinkle in her eyes says she loves to laugh and have a good time. And while I should be ashamed of myself, I’d love to help her do that and more.
As in not only breaking the boxspring, frame, and mattress with lustful abondon, but to hit the bullseye on the dartboard with the ‘Do Not Remove Tag’ as it flies off the bed as well. I want to satisfy her so completely that she makes soft cooing sounds as she drifts off to sleep while I softly rub her back…
