I’m still trying to figure out if that’s some weird sexual euphemism I haven’t heard before or if she actually gave him a potato.
Either way, it’s hilarious. 
Join us on the SDMB Weight Loss Club. We can be found in MPSIMS. BTW, welcome to the Q nicks, Qazz.
Quas’
Sorry. Forgot a z, Quazzz.
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We have a club now?
Jesus how oh how can I avoid the Non-Moderatory-Thread-Police?! How depressing. There’s a little thing called humor to which people like Guinastasia and Anahita seem oblivious. All this “Seriously, [enter OP’s nick here], I’m so incredibly brilliant that I’ve discovered a subtle trend to your posts and I’m going to be a self-righteous waste of space and tell you to cut it out. Seriously, now. I’m serious about this” crap gets on my nerves. Now THAT is what’s wearing thin. Is this a hijack or whatever?
I love most of you.
Uh-oh. “Fat” is the least of your problems now . . .
See, I’ve always disagreed with this assumption. What you need to do is drive a nail through one hand first so that it is exposed on the backside, with the head flush with your palm. Then use that hand to nail the other two in. Now, grab as big of a rock as you can and do a huge swinging back-handed motion into the beam. The force and extra mass of the rock should be able to drive that final nail in. OK, it might take a try or two, but hey, anything worth doing and all…
We’ve had a club for some time now. Where have you been 
No, that just means your shirt shrunk in the wash and you need to exchange it for one that’s “better quality” and “sized differently”.
I had one of those weird realizations today. I went to go use the bathroom and went to unzip my pants and found them already unzipped. I thought, “Did I just unzip them before I unbuttoned? Or have I had it unzipped the whole time? Wha…was I?..huh?”
Fortunately, I’m wearin a suit which makes it almost impossible to see but it still has me wondering.
Tibs.
Here’s the thing poodle. It’s not a subtle trend…it’s an onslaught over the past few days of self pity and depreciation that, when seeing the title, I’m expecting a witty, fun discussion, and just ends up being you…feeling sorry for yourself. And like I"ve had to repeat to a lot of newbies lately: ONE TRICK PONIES TEND TO GET A REPUTATION.
Just back off for a bit and post about movies or astrophysics or something. No one’s POLICING your threads…I’m just telling you, as of right now you are “that guy who’s always bitching about himself”
I find it funny as hell. He is obviously self absorbed (who isn’t?) and he knows it so he posts things that bug him but most of us identify with his insanity. My gut is taking over my body too!!
KEEP POSTING QAZZZ!
Jarbabyj, I thought this WAS a funny discussion myself.
PS my face is beginning to resemble a relief map of the western
United States.
So’s my ass.
djf750 loves Qazzz!
djf750 loves Qazzz!
[sub]That’s hard to actually sing out loud.[/sub]
Here ya go bella, sweetie, just so you remember what a wet cooter looks like.
Well, I’m not gay, but if I was…
forget it … he has a big gut.
Ummm, what’s the LJ code?
<-----------slinks away feeling dumb
CanvasShoes, it’s a code to have free journal account at www.livejournal.com - lots of dopers (and probably millions of others as well) have accounts there.
jarbabyj you bore me.
From what I’ve seen, over the past few days, you’re that chick who’s always telling other people how to behave.
And it’s not depreciation, it’s deprecation.
Qazzz, here’s wishing you sweaty snugglebunnies. Chubby love…it’s a good thing.