If you provided a roomful of gibbons
With whiteout and typewriter ribbons
The work they’d create
Would never out-rate
The superb prose of one Ponder Stibbons
IdolThoughts I’ll wait forever for him…in a van…down by the river.
zut, your lyrical wit is matched only by your prowess in an airplane bathroom.
Blackeyes - who can plumet from the heights to the sewers in a single sig. But in a good way.
Mr. Excellent: I would say his name says it all, however, that would be a horrible understatement…his majesty fills the room, as well as the rooms surrounding him. His furniture bows to him. And, he makes one hell of a cup of coffee…
Who needs Mr. Right when you can have Mr. Excellent?
Whenever auntnut and UncleBeer get together, it’s an instant party!
Y’know, Ri-Chan, that hyphen really brings out the color in your eyes.
I’m hardly that, but all right. 
EddyTeddyFreddy has an uncommon and rare love of animals. Horses and cats and whatever else catches her eye… she can competently take care of them.
Sorry to everyone else, that’s all the flattery I can come up with at the moment.
F_X
“Scuba_Ben gets tanked twice as often as the next guy.”
Livingston, Holiday, Kildare, Seuss, Dre, Laura and Ruth? Feh! We have Dr_Pakrika!
If koeeoaddi ever left it would no longer be called “Happy” Valley Pond.
Thank you but I am a she… but that rocks!
I’m whipped cream… is that better or worse than beaten cream? (ponders)
SanguineSpider…all those legs, so little time
I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean
SanguineSpider: She Made God a she.
Salem - Jesus borrowed the light he brought into the world from you.
Whot kin keep ye both entertained and cool? SnoopyFan, don’t ye know… Yarr
NoClueBoy puts hairs on your chest, whether you want them there or not! Bonus!
fizzygoodmakefeelnice makes you fizzy, not dizzy!
You never noticed me doing you?..God, the embarrassement
Well, can I make feel nice?
Salem could go to a Halloween party as a goddess just by being herself.