STALKING HIM!!! STALKING HIM FOR NO REASON!!!
NoClueBoy, verbenabeast, Abby,
Angua and sperfur – not shabby!
fizzygood makes feel nice!
Lobsang never posts twice.
Flamsterette is the essence of savvy.
To all the Dopers I’ve left out,
Please, be not wroth, be not in doubt
In my regard, you stand as high
I just can’t make a rhyme to fly
With everyone! 'Twould leaden be
And way too long for even me.
So please forgive, cut me some slack
And be not tempted me to :smack:!
fizzygoodmakefeelnice, YOU are satisfying and delicious!
Sorry Andy…
EddyTeddyFreddy, The poster so good they named her thrice.
Johnny Bravo, You are even cooler than your namesake.
Jaade, The extra “a” is for amazing! 
NoClueBoy, That is definitely false advertisng!
When I think of GYRATE I imagine the two of us in a wading pool full of jell-o with SANGUINE SPIDER as the delicious whipped cream, mmmmmm jello, whipped cream.
(What’s Jell-o BTW) Jam or jelly?
Spogga - Not half as dirty as his name would have you believe
otherwiseknownas is otherwise known as someone who’s soo hot that they could cook bacon on their tummy.
Jelly (gelatin). Preferably raspberry.
green_bladder No, it’s not a medical condition!
Ponder Stibbons has yet again taken the words right out of my mouth, which is sort of disconcerting, because I don’t know where his hands have been.
Zenham who, at this moment, has a pocketful of wet-naps.
Well, I didn’t want to be rude and say anything, but I’m standing right behind you. Apparently invisible since I did two people and no one did me. 
Do me! Do me! Someone please do me!
God, it’s so embarrassing to have to beg to be done:p
Oops, all that begging made me forget my manners…
GrizzRich, he may be grizzly, he may be rich…we just don’t know.
Sort of falls flat, doesn’t it. Ok, I’ll try again.
GrizzRich, he may be grizzly, he may be rich, but one thing we know, he’s not a bitch.
I wonder if the lack of caffeine is showing.
Salem… she’s smokin’!
Simple Dreamer - A wet dream for the simple.
Salem: mild-mannered board member by day, hard-drinking sex maniac by night. The best of both worlds, really.
Gyrate: A wonderful repository of creativity and wordplay. (Yes?No? Maybe? I don’t know…o0)
Reading Ri-chan is better than having sex with Natalie Portman in zero gravity whilst eating yummy candies!
NoClueBoy: The best piratical first mate this board’s seen. Arrrr!
Roight! I’m using that one!
Yarr!!
Scuba_Ben Because nobody knows where his scuba’s … ben. :dubious:
PS - Don’t forget about tomorrow!