Angua, if you were a star I’d take up the telescope.
[sub]Is that shameless enough? This is kind of fun…let’s see here…[/sub]
If Angua were a breakfast cereal, she’d be all the fun-shaped marshmallows, and none of the tedious oat-grain squares.
Yes? No? 
If Audrey Levins were to appear as A SILVERY NUDE which is an anagram of her? name, her beauty would would put the brightest star to shame.
I’m gonna be sick now.
Audrey Levins, If she were a stamp, she’d be first class, collectible and not one of those self-sticky kinds that gets caught in you hair
your hair, dang it…
PIMF
spogga, much nicer than something that comes from the back of your throat when you make that ahem noise
I see - you mean the kind you lick the back side of.
Gyrate, you’re first rate.
SALEM: Noise? what noise? Do I know you? You’ve heard me haven’t you?
spogga - Better than a slap in the face with a wet lettuce.
The first rule of Philster: you do not talk about Philster.
The second rule of Philster: you do NOT talk about Philster.
Gyrate The one Cecil has to call for answers.
If I were given a choice by a magical middle-eastern wish granter between a lifetime supply of fondu and a life with Ilsa_Lund, I would choose the fondu. But soon after I would claw my own eyes out in desperation and regret.
Ilsa_Lund The best reason to visit the riviera.
Yowza, Ilsa! Forget the sig line – I’m having that tattooed on my ass!
When you’ve said hebesphenomegacorona, you’ve said a mouthful.
When I think of spogga, I think of fluffy, happy bunnies playing and frolicking together. In a wading pool full of Jell-o. Mmmm…bunny Jell-o…
universe.zip has got everything – and in a such a compact package, too.
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice: as smooth as Tennessee whiskey, as sweet as strawberry wine, as warm as a glass of brandy… I stay stoned on her love all the time! apologies to George Jones
BlueMit11 is better than a dead monkey!
spogga: it’s what’s for dinner (recycled, shhhh!)
rolandgunslinger can sling his gun like no other gunslinger can!
SanguineSpider: He made God.
SanguineSpider - The love child of Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp would be as Alfred E. Newman to thee!
Ilsa_Lund…Would I be stalking her for no reason?
BlueMit11 is the peer of the charismatic Rasputin, withouth the getting poisoned, shot, stabbed beaten with chains, having genitals cut off and fed to him while being drowned in a burlap sack unpleasantries.
I was just assuming the reason had something to do with fondue…
BlueMit11 is a man of sterling character in a “gold standard” world.