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petirochoid, I hear he’s hard as a rock, but better to snuggle up to.
Simple Dreamer … THE reason the SDMB is the SDMB! 
:rolleyes: Very punny…^^()
Happy Lendervedder - orking cows since 1986
interface2x not just another fretty pace
spogga a bistro run by Wolfgang Puck’s wife
DesertGeezer:
He’s not OLD!
(took me some time on that one!)
Ri-chan Ri-chan, he’s our man… if he can’t do it, NO ONE can!!
** SanguineSpider **, much cooler than Sunshine And Smiles (however similar)!
** peritrochoid **… try not to think about hemorrhoids… when you see that name…
Um…SanguineSpider, I’m a girl…^^()
Sunshine and Smiles All the good things in life, in one covenient package.
SATISFYING ANDY LICIOUS and SANGUINE SPIDER are as equally tasty 
but SS has the edge being a woman, ALL WOMAN, I’ll do you A-N-Y-T-I-M-E you want 'cos I’m ALL MAN
Hell I just love that Arachnid
Damn, spogga!! Come 'ere, ARR!!
Ri-chan, I beg thy forgiveness! (kneeling on at least four of her eight legs). Let me re-do yours!
Ri-chan, Ri-chan, she’s a girl, if she can’t do it… we’ll all hurl!
spogga: You make me feel like a natural woman!
petirochoid: No flinger of poo, this one! (don’t ask, it just popped into my brain…)
Sunshine and Smiles makes all our days brighter!
if6was9 we’d never leave the bedroom!
Ponder Stibbons: The other white meat. (Did I do this already? Can’t 'member… hmmm)
hebesphenomegacorona: No, it’s not cancer, it’s a way of life.
NoClueBoy hasn’t got a clue but he does have a _____ , shhh!
SanguineSpider is so witty, her witticisms just rock.
Mikie: Who obviously has NOT been eating Pop Rocks and Coke…
CONFIDENT,HOPEFUL & ABOUNDING WITH BLOOD ARACHNID:
Brace yourself my lovely, I’m on my way…rampant!!
Spogga- Now with twice as many “Gs” as Spoga!!
Sunshine and Smiles - Two for the price of one.
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Johnny Bravo: Watch out… he’s dangerous! Arrr!
(Yes, I know “Talk like a Pirate” Day is over but it’s just so much fun.)
O, spogga, spogga! Wherefore art thou, spogga? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or if thou will not, be but sworn my love, and I’ll no longer be a spider.
I know I don’t belong in here since I’m a total lurker, but…
SanguineSpider; maybe she can’t make a great sig, maybe she isn’t much to be feared, but one has to love someone sweet enough to cry over spilt milk, and cynical enough to despise working retail.
…Lame? well, it’s the best I could do!
Gyrate: A key step in order to Do The Time Warp… Again
… I suuu-uuck!
I still think Sanguine Spider should go with Gyrate’s ‘SanguineSpider’s got legs…’ one.
A-hem…
“I told Gyrate ‘Write me a sig’,” “…And he heard ‘Give me a pig’”
…in the spirit of those cell phone ads with the guy in the black trenchcoat. I also had an idea involving a gyrate/jail bait rhyme, but thought better.
fyi, Knuckles is a videogame character, I’m not especially violent or anything
oh!
PS: how do I make a link to this thread out of the name of the person I am quoting, like Satisfying Andy Licious did?
H3Knuckles - you think the knuckles on this one look good…wait till you see the rest of him.
My sig lines are ** AMAZINGLY** disturbing and creative!
sob!
SanguineSpider, I was just teasing you, I am really sorry if I offended.
Thanks otherwiseknownas! I really didn’t expect that fast a turnaround!
I worship the ground SanguineSpider walks on! Every step! All eight of her feet!
otherwiseknownas the smartest person on the planet!
not too creative; but, well, it did say shamelessly!
still, no answer to my earlier PS? I’m too lazy to look up how tonight, but I guess I could find out for myself some other time.
PS (new): How long can our sigs be? I’m gonna include mine with this post to see if it’s too long (already) or not. I’d really hate to lose it, but I would love to use any sigs I can get here!!!