Sanguine Spider: My naked weapon is out; quarrel: I will back thee, in bed asleep,while they do dreams things true, of thee my spider, her waggon spokes made of long spinners legs.
Plagiarised, R&J Sc1 Act 4 (well the last line is anyway)
Apologies Bill.
I am SO dramatic I should win an Oscar! I’m not offended. Now if you had written that I suck goat butt… then, then I’d be offended.
H3Knuckles: He’s no porn clerk.
spogga: He’s no porn shopper.
H3Knuckles: He’s got a face for radio.
lamelamelamelamelamelame!! BAH!
Mikie likes it… but I don’t know what “it” is.
SANGUINE SPIDER (I can’t do block, why and how?)
How do you know???
Okay then:
Hey, H3Knuckles, what’s a nice guy like you doing in a joint like this?
You see what I did there. I made a funny.**
I’m glad, as I can’t say I’d be thrilled by the association.
Here’s what you do. In this example, I’m using the {curvy brackets,} so the coding will show up. When actually doing it, you would use the [square brackets.]
First, find the Post ID number of the post you want to link to. Do this by holding your cursor over the “quote” button of that particular post. The Post ID number for Gyrate’s post was 3989824. Then code the link as follows. Note that the number goes in there in two places.
My coding to quote Gyrate looks like this:
{url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3989824#post3989824} Gyrate{/url}
This info comes from “FAQ - technical issues - please read this BEFORE posting a question” in the About This Message Board forum.
Also, they like for us to keep sigs to a five-line maximum.
Oh, and my shameless flattery.
Yet for all these accumulated associations of H3Knuckles with whatever is sweet, and honorable, and sublime, there yet lurks an elusive something which strikes panic to the soul.
^^ is delicious
My sig.
cherry is so very!
spogga IS a porn shopper!! But at least he never came in my store. (Depending on your thought process and sense of humor, you may or may not get this. Two ways people, two ways!)
A double entendre… with both ends bawdy. I bow to your linguistic prowess, madame!
if6was9 we’d all have a lot more trouble with math…
Of all the people I’ve encountered on this message board, dwalin, you’re definitely one of them.
Gyrate is first rate, ask any of his second dates,
so numerous they have to wait
he never has to…(I’m stuck for a rhyme here).
That’s hilarious!
If we’he vewhey vewhey quiet, we can dwalin da wabbit! Then BLAM! We got 'im.
Lubricate? 
I didn’t even realize there was a “Mr. Boy” beauty contest, let alone that you’d won it in 1967. Well done, you.
Gyrate is the kind of person that makes me want to give those “penis enlargement” spams a second glance. Or they would, if I were a guy. And he were a girl.
Gotta love that CrankyAsAnOldMan, if only for the fact that she puts the “rank” in cranky.
Gazelle, Gazelle, she’s our dame!
Always in the Veldt, and always game!
if6was9, there’d be more for everyone! Yay!
They don’t call her CrankyAsAnOldMan for nothing, nosirree! Usually she has to pay them a fiver first.
Gazelle makes me wanna be a cheetah.
I moved to Minnesota because Spiff lives here.
Spiff is the reason all the children in Lake Wobegon are above average.