MrBoy1967, more than a boy and older than one, too!
MixieArmadillo, the official Party Animal of the Straight Dope Message Boards.
DrFrasierCrane-a PHD in “droppin’ knowlege”…
MrBoy1967 has the nicest ass I have never seen.
Amy881, it took a while but we’ve finally found one we like.
Dwalin was made to rule the world.
Shirley Ujest, wiser than Solomon, more precious and beautiful than a stapler that* actually works*. And gummy worms! She’s better than gummy worms, too!
MixieArmadillio 1/3 less BS with improved cleaning action.
Desert geezer, I want you for dessert. Wear the cherry.
petrichoid, you know half the lurkers in OMFG are in love with you, don’t you? And quite a few of the female lurkers, too. 
otherwiseknownas girl, somebody ought to market you as a gadget for the rich and famous. At least, to those who could afford you.
Maastricht – the ultimate driving machine that whitens your teeth while you do the dishes!
A word of caution: only read a squeegee post when the color of your beverage matches the color of your tablecloth.
Maastricht is hotter than a jalepeno pepper, coated in tabasco sauce, in a sauna, in the Sahara, in the summer, during a record-breaking heat wave
and cooler than an iced cappucino, covered in snow, in a utility freezer, at the South Pole, during an ice storm
Blunt as a spoon, that’s Setherghd
spogga’s my ONE TRUE LOVE!
SanquineSpider, I…I’m…speechless and humbled by your quick wit and matchless repartee. Obviously working for Yahoo! has destroyed any remaining brain cells in my poor overworked head. I salute you!
Rhaeven’s the maven! I love your moxie!
spogga needs a red butt, too!
BellaDellaItalia is wetter than a Roman aquaduct! All hail Caesar!
Maastricht ain’t just a noise you make when choking, nosiree! He’s clean and happy to be so!
I bought my squeegee on sale!
Shirley Ujest isn’t really joking, she’s serious! Seriously wonderfully incredibly amazingly amazing.
MrBoy1967 is the best and last of the gun-totin’, haiku-writin’ Ol’ West cowboys! Get along lil’ doggies!
if6was9 then we are all a lot older than we look! Thanks man!
Sanguine Spider… always signing off leaving everyone wanting more.
BellaDellaItalia inspired me to post the name Linguini Bikini in that Band Name thread. Really.
**Sanguine Spider ** Long legs and smoooooth with it, I just love that girl
Spogga, so spoggleicious!
TYGER,TYGER,…burning bright…oh! so bright, like a beacon in the night.
spogga - life’s just BETTER with him around!
TygerDralion - GRRRRRR, Tyger’s GRRRRRREAT (and crunchy in milk!)
Gyrate - has left the building! crowd roars for more
Blonde has more fun because she’s… a GIRL! Her hair color has nothing to do with it.
Mr. Babbington really cares for the rest of us Dopers. He’s the grand Poo-bah of pleasant posters that post pleasantly and pleasantly post! Thanks, man!
Horseflesh isn’t really dead, he’s made off with a bit o’ treasure and is enjoying a long vacation in the tropics. He isn’t so greedy as the rest of his fellow bandits and for that we are lucky. (lame, I know sniff)
EddyTeddyFreddy kills us with aplomb! She’s da friggin’ sexy bomb! (oh GAWD, shoot me now ETF please… )
Sternvogel is the sweet apple in the pie of life, with a pinch of cinnamon for taste. Let’s go and eat him ala mode!
Lobsang- how many songs could a Lobsang sing if a Lobsang could sing songs? A LOT! He’s superfly karaoke!
SanguineSpider - used up all her wee brain power and must rest… nappytime!