I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines

Jeez SPIDER you sure are one leggy lass

spogga, what BIG eyes you have!

“All the better to see you with, my dear.”

TygerDralion can bump with the best of them.

SanguineSpider: better than chocolate and twice as sweet.

Gyrate- Moves like a spidermonkey on stereroids

Gyrate There IS a party in his pants! And we just thought he was itchy…

SanguineSpider can weave my web any time.

…and that’s not all that’s big;)

Spogga, a man among spiders! His waggish wit is only surpassed by his enormous…uh…er…ego!

Joan of Argghh! - Noone looks as classy or stylish burning at the stake!

JOAN: You misspelt eggs :slight_smile:

spogga: you’re eggs-aggerating your attributes.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Joan of Argghh!, she’s no one’s bitch.
spogga likes legs and he knows how to use them… tee hee!
fetus gives good invites!

SanguineSpider makes my chelicerae water and my spinnerets warm. !

This thread is completely rubbish and utterly pointless and boring. The only reason I am still here is **cityboy916[\B].

To The_Immortal_Mango

You make me sick
I want you and I’m hatin’ it
Got me lit like a candlestick
Get too hot when you touch the tip
I’m feeling it, I gotta get a grip and
It’s driving me crazy, baby, don’t you quit
Can’t get enough of it
You got me going again
Baby, you got me going again
You make me sick

Points if anybody listens to their kids’ bad pop music enough to know who sings this…

FLATTER ME GODDAMMIT!

BellaDellaItaalia, smart enough to know what her/his name means.

ILSA: Temper, temper

I love you when you’re mad

spogga really knows his British breakfast cuisine!

Waddle may be from Kentucky, but he/she sure knows his/her Italian.

  • pleidiol wyf i’m gwlad *

…and I’m ENGLISH