cityboy916, only if you offer your services as guide. The outside world frightens me so! (heh heh)
Oh, Red!! purr
One look from Red Matrix can shred your clothes at 10 paces.
There he goes again – fulfilling prophecies, creating legends, and gettin’ all the women. Those who don’t want to be cityboy916 are truly bereft of synaptic functionality.
verbenabeast - leaves your computer screen smelling like a meadow in springtime.
Horseflesh - always knows what to say, is never at a loss for words, and is also quite popular with the ladies. We humbly bask in the presence of one so great as you.
SanguineSpider - for one so lovely as yourself I would offer my services as guide, computer technician, ah… finder of things lost, umm… guess that’s all I do but I would certainly offer them to you anyway.
** spogga ** Well for what it’s worth and speaking purely unbiased you understand, I think that you are possibly, nay! certainly, the nicest person to frequent these illustrious forums.
Far be it for me to blow ones own trumpet [God only knows I’ve tried, ended up with a bad back]…anyway as I was saying from a strictly non-partisan window, I think you are wonderful and If I wasn’t you I’d marry myself if you get the drift, right, OK?
Horseflesh is that supposed to be positive? I don’t understand your context. (i don’t get it) Especially with a previous “reaping souls” bit.
SanS Growl
spogga IS the nicest fellow on the boards! He just proposed to himself! Congrats, man!
Red: Wild thing! You make my heart sing! You make everything… groovy!
Horseflesh is a man of many talents, just look at my sig line!
misstee: her drapes and carpet MATCH! If she had carpeting… that is.
I’m so BAAAAAAD! Tee hee!
SanguineSpider - Hmmph. God can take a raincheck.
! ~ born of a virgin, product of lust, she is our savior, or we become dust!
Ilsa_Lund – Pink Floyd takes a back seat to you.
Red Matrix, the Cadillac of Matrices!
Ponder Stibbons - Who doesn’t want to ponder his stibbons?
That sounds rather holy in a warped way, Red Matrix. Are you my God?
Ilsa_Lund makes me tinkle like an overexcited puppy at a Bowie concert!
Ponder Stibbons makes the world go 'round. He’s kicky.
cityboy916 wants to be everything to me. How cool is that?
Well, don’t read too much into it. I was actually remembering the end of the remake of The Italian Job where the computer geek wants a stereo system so loud it blows the clothes off women (he gets it and it does). I simply embellished in your name.
Try this one on:
Red Matrix – Ribbed for our pleasure.
Ponder Stibbons – Worth his weight in chocolate and just as tasty.
Ilsa_Lund – A geologist’s wet dream: Heart of Gold, Eyes of Sapphire, and a Soul of Diamonds.
spogga – A veritable porcupine of love. Stick me big boy!
SanguineSpider – There’s no such thing as too much Red.
cityboy916 – The last of a dying breed. Quick, somebody snare him and stuff him!
Horseflesh-the best meat in New Jersey!
MrBoy1967 - More A1, bang-up, banner, blue-ribbon, boss, bully, bunkum, capital, champion, classic, classical, dandy, famous, fine, first-class, first-rate, first-string, five-star, front-rank, Grade A, number one, par excellence, prime, quality, royal, skookum, slap-up, sovereign, stunning, superior, swingeing, top, top-notch, whiz-bang; MARVELOUS, SUPREME, high-class, high-grade, proper; rum; distinguished, exceptional, premium; brag, incomparable, magnificent, nobby, sensational, smart, superb, superlative, terrific, tip-top, unsurpassed, all wool and a yard wide, beyond compare and out of this world than anyone born in 1968!
SanguineSpider - 'Cause this mammajamma’s gonna kick your ass!
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Oh my Friggin’ GOD! WOW! I wish I had the time and patience to do all that… damn! Thank you!! Shit, man… how can I top that?
You do realize that people would want to kick my ass if that was my sig, right? Damn that is seriously cool though! You rock!
SanguineSpider, you are a proper noun to me. I love you as a man loves his bomb shelter during a nuclear holocaust.
Well, if I were you, I’d try this:
SanguineSpider - She rocks the house! Ask my little friend:
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Ilsa-Lund is so fun!