Ilsa_Lund – A man with entirely too much time on his hands (and all over his face).
SanguineSpider – If she were any sweeter she’d be covered in flies.
MrBoy1967 – In the top 2,000 boys in the world.
is speechless
Red Matrix:
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(Eh, I tried.)
The nice thing about Red Matrix and SanguineSpider is that they are color coordinated.
Ilsa_Lund - Because a picture is worth a thousand words.
Red Matrix - aka the Crimson Crosshatch
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Ahem, not wanting to nit pick here but as anyone knows a spider has 8 legs.
Now the above are veritable masterpieces of art, make no mistake about it. I can only assume that the first lost a leg and the second lost 2, perhaps they were fighting!
I’ll get my coat
Perhaps the first is a sanguine daddy-longlegs. 
spogga - I have to hand it to you for being the first to notice that and point it out. You’re a smarter Doper than I.
I noticed and decided NOT to nitpick due to the outrageous effort and time spent on each. So there! Neener neener! I mean, how ungrateful would that be, eh??
spogga: SDMB killjoy wink wink
SanguineSpider can crawl up my leg anyday
(I’m new here so forgive me if I’ve got the wrong idea…and please dont hit me)
Goshtin – Undisputed master of the brilliant “first posting”.
Welcome aboard!
Sanguine Spider - The melody of my aria, the theme of my novel, the lovliest color in my fresco…what a babe.
Hal Briston - Since my name is Dave, I won’t ask you to close the pod bay doors.
Goshtin - I won’t hit you. And I mean that in the best possible way.
cityboy916 - Entomologist to the gods.
Horseflesh - His scintillating wit, if expressed numerically, would approximate the life expectancy of the sun – in seconds.
Kizarvexius - A million philosophers could write for a million years and still describe a mere 3/8ths of your wisdom.
Goshtin - our lives are enriched by your presence here.
And as an entomologist might say,
SanguineSpider: Eukaryota: Metazoa: Protostomata: Arthropoda: Chelicerata: Arachnida: Araneae: Sanguinidae: Sanguinus elegans
[SIZE=6]Flatterers!!![/size=6]
Sanguine, you’re already wearing my sig, as is cityboy916. So Kizarvexius, you’re up!
Kizarvexius - Like water is to a rose, Kizarvexius is to Inspiration.
and…
Kizarvexius - Use only as directed. May cause uncontrollable fits of laughter. If pregnant, please consult your physician before use. Void where prohibited. No assembly required. Keep warm once opened.