Ellen Cherry could beat the crap out of Batman even if he was prepared!
Max Carnage, for when Min Carnage simply won’t do.
Zebra, I’ve decided to name all my children after you. And my dog. And the goldfish. And the dust bunny under the bed which vaguely resembles Soupy Sales and was previously named Elvis.
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I’m trying to talk my girlfirend into changing her name to Zebra so I won’t get in trouble when I call out your name during sex.
Crunchy Frog, I’d get a sex change for you.
koeeoaddi – damn close to impossible to pronounce, but well worth every bit of the tongue-twisting effort required.
[sub]Psst, don’t look now but that Zebra’s hung like a mule.[/sub]
Crunchy Frog, what a fine looking Gentile.
Lisa-go-Blind, if you were a font, you’d be Novarese Ultra. And I don’t mean that in the bad sense.
Lisa-go-Blind, you’re a sight for sore eyes!
twickster, you quick-stir my Happy Lendervedder!
And hey! How bout that? I’m a sig!
And funny thing, Max, I don’t recall ever seeing your sig before.
But it’s like I’m always telling my friends and cow-orkers: “Love and Carnage-- you can’t have one without the other.”
EddyTeddyFreddy - For when two rhyming words simply isn’t enough.
Hey Johnny–Bravo! Bravo!
buzzie - stickier than an everlasting gobstopper. And that’s sticky in a good way.
When a list of the history’s greatest geniuses is made, fizzygoodmakefeelnice will beat out those hacks Einstein and Newton.
fizzygoodmakefeelnice, the random clump of words that leaves your breath smelling like a hundred bucks!
fizzygoodmakefeelnice: does what it says on the tin!
Giraffe - Can do some kind of funky trick with his tounge. That’s what I heard anyway.
Blimey… fizzy’s drowning in strange praise (and rightly so)…
Azure Eternity - because “Blue Heaven” was already under copyright.
Azure Eternity: only three more years til she can pose for nudie mags.
Gyrate? Yes please!
Giraffe - apparently it’s true what they say about the length of a man’s neck…
Happy Lendervedder: it’s a floor wax and a dessert topping!