Gyrate: He makes me want to dance.
Super Gnat, twice as nice as Super Fly
~J
Jaade: the extra ‘a’ is for attitude! Or possibly asparagus.
Giraffe: strong enough for a man, yet made for a woman.
Lisa-go-Blind from the brilliant radiance of her own luminosity (and don’t the kids just love her)!
Really?
Satisfying Andy Licious is so hot, I’d crawl a mile over flaming, broken glass just to suck the lug nuts on the truck that hauls her pantys to the cleaners.
Isn’t Andy a guy?:smack:
LisaGoBlind kicks so much ass, she really, really kicks ass.
hebespenomegacorona: It takes a while to type, but you get a corona at the end!
(Yeah, that was uber lame. Sue me.)
koeeoaddi: The Vowel Master/Mistress
(Also lame. What did you expect?)
Super Gnat puts the lead in my pencil, the ink in my pen, and that weak-semi-sticky stuff on the back of my Post-it Notes – and I don’t mean literally!
That Narrad is one bad mutherf
shut your mouth
Hey, I’m only talking about Narrad
I can dig it
I remembered your post, but I couldn’t find it. Don’t pout, Ellen, because I believe that
Ellen Cherry’s posts are sweeter than sex. Sex with Ellen Cherry must be sweeter than life itself.
Now, since I’m the guy who started this thread, as well as the one about style for the straight guy, I wonder if a guy like me could get a real good sig befitting someone of my guyness.
…
Satisfying Andy Licious melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
EddyTeddyFreddy: You KNOW you’re special when your screenname has provided names for THREE of my youngest brother’s goldfish.
Gyrate: for those times when spasmodic pelvic thrust just won’t do.
Ellen Cherry: not much you need to say about a gal whose name is “Cherry.”
Angua - General Relativety my ass! This chick is Special!
Oh, GAWD was that ever lame (blushes and hides her face in her hands in DEEP, DEEP shame!).
Lag sucks goat butt!!
If every SDMB member but SanguineSpider were to hang out in SanguineSpider’s house while she was away, it would represent the greatest assemblage of human wisdom and accomplishment in one place since SanguineSpider last spent time in the residence alone.
Heh, had to read that one twice… why thank you!!
If you covered a pelican in chocolate, rolled it in finest oats, then drizzled it with honey made by fat bees, it wouldn’t be nearly as nice as Sternvogal.
Woo! I like it 
Alas, I’m not witty enough to think of one in response…