If a drugstore buys in bulk do they get a valium discount?
Valium discounts are only foRx-tra special people.
I did get my flu shot at the pharmacy this year but now I’m wondering if it was all in vain.
Getting shots is a vial practice.
I recently got a shot, but they didn’t offer me a chaser.
That shot was below the belt!
(Heh!)
Never waist a bullet on a shot below the belt.
Turn out the lights and it’s a shot in the dark.
You musket better puns, that last one was low caliber.
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
Muzzle it IG, or else Beck will get triggered.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
I’m gonna put that in my bullet journal. Just so you know.
“Eat lead!” Tom shot back.
Tom was, as you may recall, the non-musical member of the Cartridge Family.
Did they wear hunter orange when they were on stage?
I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure that Keith was scoping out groovy chicks in the audience.
Fahget about it, if you want to talk about musical families, The Sopranos is where it’s at.
I thought Tony Soprano quit the mafia to become a housekeeper because he wanted to become a maid man.
Nah, the Feds made Tony, so he was just hiding out as a maid.