I like bananas a bunch

I never eat fish in France. It’s poisson.

Not even kissing fish? ( French kissing)

When discussing Europe and eating fish, always discard the Finns.

This conversation is making me Hungary.

I’ll weigh that on my scales and let you know.

Swedes make the best desserts.

If that last pun wasn’t half-baked, it would have been sweet.

So Nordic of you.

Poles are loyal. They stand up and support each other.

I think that most central Europeans a pretty loyal, but let me Czech that again.

You Pragueably won’t like what you find…

I am Russian up north.

If Ukraine your neck, you might see Kiev.

Oh, Crimea river. Belarus means “White Russia”, but everyone knows it’s Black, Sea?

Black is black, I want my baby back ribs.

I’d grill you about what kind of ribs you like but I’m afraid all of your answers would be short.

Please spare me. These responses have gotten much too sternum.

You are such a ham. This just slices it.

Don’t hog all the good jokes, or else this thread will be a boar.

I understand that when a pig gets a skin rash, it goes to the drugstore for some oinkment.