There’s a great new restaurant on the moon. The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
“Hey, waiter, there’s a fly-boy in my soup!”
If a squirrel went into space, would it eat astro-nuts?
It would give new meaning to flying squirrel there, Bullwinkle.
“Boris! Ve haff to get rid of prizefighter and moose!”
Ooh, ooh. I get to say “Apollo Creed.”
(Space and Rocky, can’t make this crap up)
Hold on a minute, I thought the Apollo Creed was ‘One small step for a man, one giant leap for a squirrel’ or something similar.
Of course Creed was an astronaut, he was frequently heard asking “Can you take me higher?”
I study the Apostle’s Creed religiously.
When it comes to the Bible, there’s better and then there’s verse.
I heard that Sampson was a great comedian because he really brought the house down.
Judges gave Samson 4 out of 21.
Yeah, but that hair! Needs to go. Where’s Delilah?
In the flickering shadow of love on her blind. So Tom Jones told me.
Yeah, but who could believe Tom Jones—he was such a bastard.
What’s new, pussycat?
I’ve always been a fan of Tom Jones. He can really belt out a tune, I mean he really Wales.
It’s not unusual to make puns about Tom Jones.
I understand Tom Jones was very excited about visiting Italy because he wanted to see the green, green grass of Rome.
Rome wanted to be in France, but it got the boot.