This thread makes my brain chert.
“Everybody must get stoned”
I tried to become a pharmacist but failed the drug test.
Must have been a tough pill to swallow.
You’re a pill.
I don’t find pharmacy puns funny anymore, not since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.
Ancient pharmacists only knew about two drugs, vitamins B and C.
A few more years and there was A and D.
The Roman Empire was cut in half with a pair of Caesars.
Ettu Brute?
Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was gladiator.
The skateboarding Roman was rad-iator.
That’s keeping it wheel.
Wheelie? That’s so far out I can’t possibly believe you’re sirius.
I wish my dog was a star.
Surely you can’t be Sirius
Space flight’s complicated, you have to planet carefully.
You have to do it in stages, I hear.
You shouldn’t shake a space craft or rock it.
What about moon rocks?