I like bananas a bunch

This thread makes my brain chert.

“Everybody must get stoned”

I tried to become a pharmacist but failed the drug test.

Must have been a tough pill to swallow.

You’re a pill.

I don’t find pharmacy puns funny anymore, not since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.

Ancient pharmacists only knew about two drugs, vitamins B and C.

A few more years and there was A and D.

The Roman Empire was cut in half with a pair of Caesars.

Ettu Brute?

Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was gladiator.

The skateboarding Roman was rad-iator.

That’s keeping it wheel.

Wheelie? That’s so far out I can’t possibly believe you’re sirius.

I wish my dog was a star.

Surely you can’t be Sirius

Space flight’s complicated, you have to planet carefully.

You have to do it in stages, I hear.

You shouldn’t shake a space craft or rock it.

What about moon rocks?