I like bananas a bunch

Would you like that on the rocks?

“Me use coke? How absurd!” Tom snorted.

Well, you have to draw the line somewhere.

I’m taking a powder.

I don’t do cocaine. Just like the way it smells.

Try not to sneeze.

So, more of a cocain’t?

It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn.

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…

Your grammar is atrocious, Spoons. The correct term is cocanot. Must I slap you with my palm?

I think you need a lot of breadfruit for coconot. Pricey.

Are you trying to milk this for all it’s worth?

Every time Spoons makes a milk pun I think “How dairy?”

Those puns are so cheesy!

that’s a gouda statement as any around here.

At least no one has mentioned Stilton—I hate feeling blue.

I cheddar at the thought.

I can brielieve it.

Cheese grate, butter friend’s better.

I’m fondue of you. Just saying.